Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

The New Class

In this new class of Omnia Academy, you, Meggy, Skully, Saiko, Simon, Beth, Leo, Desti, Percy and Zirax took a class, leaning about a good marriage?..

Y/N: Why are we in this class again?

Percy: Mario!

Mario was teaching the class, surprisingly.

Mario: Hmm? I was listening!

Zirax: No, you're eating a damn orange.

Y/N: How are you even teaching?

Mario: I signed up to teach-a!

Meggy:...You only signed up just to eat food..didn't you?

Mario: Maybe...

Leo facepalmed.

Leo: What's the point of this class again?

Desti: I honestly don't know..

Simon: We best listen, see what dumb crap Mario has to say.

Mario: Well, eating of an orange is a lot like a happy marriage-a, first is the skin, then the nice and sweet flesh inside....

He began to eat the orange again, Tari just sat there confused.

Tari: I still don't get it..

Beth: I don't get I either.

Saiko: What's that supposed to mean?..

Skully: This is ridiculous..if I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would've taken the orange eating class!

-meanwhile-

Old Man: The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.

Beta: Just eat the fucking oranges and shut up!

He slammed his fist against the desk, losing his patience.

Old Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Beta: No, but I kiss Tari with it.

Old Man: Well I'm sure that girl feels ashamed.

Beta: Actually she likes them, where's your girl- oh right, she's in the fossil records, now eat the oranges!

Old Man: Listen here you little bastard, say one more thing about my wife and I'll slap you silly.

Beta: No, you listen, get near me and I'll break every bone in your body like a KitKat bar.

Old Man: Let's go then you fuckwit!

Beta: Come and get me then, I'll let you have the first hit.

The old man slowly got up and slowly walks towards him.

Old Man: Almost...there....*grunt*

Beta: Come on, I don't have all day.

-A few hours later-

Beta: Oh look, I won and I didn't even have to do anything.

He was right, the old man passed out.

Beta: I guess nobody's eating oranges in this class?

The principal came in to check on the class.

Principal: Why's the teacher asleep?

Beta: Cause he's old.

He nods and looks at Beta, scratching his own chin.

Principal: How old are you?

Beta: Uh, 21? Why?