Two Peas in one pod (Meggy x Male Reader)

The Western Spaghetti

-Prologue-

Meggy is seen, standing on a rock, looking over a canyon..

Meggy: The names Meggy. Meggy Spletzer....I'm just your average inkling turned human... This is my deputy, Tari, the kindest and most trustworthy soul in the West.

Tari gasped and jumped at a rolling tumbleweed.

Meggy: She's trying her best. And this..well, this is Mario. He's just an idiot...

Mario goes over to eat a part of a cactus. Beta rolled his eyes at his stupidity.

Beta: How's the cactus there dickhead?.

Meggy: But, he's also my best friend.

Mario: Yummy!

Meggy: And next up..

Bethany was cooking up from the beating sun and decided to put on a bigger hat, only for it to fall over her eyes.

Beth: Aw man..I'm blind now..

Meggy: This is Bethany, a bit of a shy one, but she's got spirit.

You were casually spinning the barrel of your revolver. Beta on the other hand was drinking a bottle of whiskey.

Meggy: This, is my boyfriend, Y/N. He's sweet, brave and a good partner to have on your side. The one drinking is Beta Ribbones, aka, the Ass Kicker of the west..you do not wanna be enemies with this one..

Leo is seen, holding a wanted poster of Desti and hugging it.

Meggy: This is my cousin, Leo, he's on his own quest to find out where my frenemy Desti is at, and see if she's dead or alive..

Then the screen cuts to Skully, who's just looking at blueprints and the recent location of where this Pack-A-Punch Machine is.

Meggy: This is another best friend of mine, Skully, he's looking for a machine that can upgrade any sort of weapon available..

She regroups with her friends once more and nods to them, you all nod back and follow her.

Meggy: Right now, I'm on a mission to find my idol, One Shot Wren. We go way back. He's my inspiration, and made me who I am today, and he's somewhere in The Wild West!

..The Western Spaghetti..

The scene starts off as the eight were traveling across the desert, the sun was hot and beating down, even a vulture decides to stalk the group..

Mario: Meggy! Are we there yet?

He yells out, staring at the buzzard.

Beta: We've been walking for God knows how many miles..how do we even know Wren is even alive?

Tari: Yeah, also the horses are getting tired..

The horses they brought with them fall tiredly to the ground.

Horse: I've fallen, and I can't giddy up!

Mario then yelled out.

Mario: WE HAVE HORSES? WHY AREN'T WE RIDING THEM!?

Horse 2: You can ride me all you want~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Skully: I think it's best if we don't Mario..especially that one..

Meggy looks at you and the others, putting a finger over her lips.

Beth: W-What's wrong?..

Meggy:...Hide...Now.

Tari: WHY! WHA?!? Am I gonna die!

She brings out her revolver in a panicky tone. Beta calms her down quickly with a hand on her shoulder.