Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Dare 1: Eeveelution Tale

Spark: Well... that was quick, we already have our first dare!!! It's from @JacobtheJolteon and he has dared the squad to meet their variants from his story Eeveelution Tale (He also shamelessly plugged his own story) but without further adieu let's get started  

Spark: Everyone get down here NOW!

Speed: What is it Spark! Is something wrong!

Spark: No, we got our first dare!

Crystal: Already! Thank you readers 

Flare: What do you mean readers?

Crystal: Oh nothing

Spark: Alright, moving on the dare is for all of you to meet the alternate versions of yourselves from Eeveelution Tale. I will be bringing them here through this portal *Creates portal using author/host powers* alright then who wants to go first?

Speed: I will

Spark: Hello readers, sorry for stooping to Crystal's level (Crystal: HEY!) but just so you know if someone has ET/ before their name it means they're from Eeveelution Tale, also this takes place before the events involving Frisk, and Axel is not here because Axel is irrelevant 

Speed: Who are you talking to? Lets just start already

Spark: Just talking to myself,  Alright let's get started

ET/Speed: *Jumps from portal* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

Speed: Chill out, we're playing Truth or Dare

ET/Speed: Who are you, *Gasp* are you trying to take over my kingdom... Well then, if that's the case, THAN DIE IMPOSTER

Speed: What? kingdom? AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Gets chased by ET/Speed* Stop it, Spark help!

Spark: Alrig-

*Lazuli gives ET/Speed an uppercut just like the one she gave to Speed when he first called her a nasty girl*

Lazuli: Paws off Speed *Continues to beat up ET/Speed*

Everyone except Lazuli and ET/Speed: Uummmmmmmm

ET/Speed: I surrender, just kill me

Lazuli: What no, just get up *walks away*

ET/Speed: *Sighs in relief*

Lazuli: *Turns around* But if you ever touch him again I will kill you!

ET/Speed: Okay, somebody please tell me what's going on

Crystal: Sure, well Spark aka *Me: realizes she's about to break the world* Oscar- 

Spark: *Cuts her off* Well basically we're playing truth or dare and someone dared our version of the squad to meet your version of the squad, so here we are

ET/Speed: Alright then *looks over at Sunshine* Sunshine, my child-

Speed: No way are you taking her

Sunshine: Waaaah, Mad Daddy is scary

ET/Speed: B-but Sunshine, I am you're daddy come home please

Spark: Sorry Speed, no not you Speed, the Eeveelution Tale Speed, Ugh this is getting too confusing for me, anyway ET Speed-

Speed: What do you mean ET Speed, I am not from that movie

Spark: NO, I mean EEVEELUTION TALE SPEED, UGH THIS IS SO CONFUSING!!!!

Silvia: Chill out Spark, let me handle this *Grabs two sticky notes and puts "ET SPEED" on one and "OUR SPEED" on another and "Dumb Jolteon" on another and sticks them on the respective Jolteon* there