Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Dare 2: Black x Leaf (WHY!)

Spark: Well... Another dare and this one is slightly concerning. But in other news we have a brand new co-host. Allow me to introduce you to Trike. They are a song flying type Swablu but they are purple. Their wings consist of bits of sharp metal instead of clouds, and they use them for one of their attacks. I apologize in advance for any censored profanity as Trike is bad mouthed and Black is probably going to get very angry.

Trike: What's up fluffers. Wait, why can't I say fluff. ARE YOU FLUFFING CENSORING ME RIGHT NOW??

Spark: Sorry, we're trying to stay child friendly

Trike: But you let a character say damn in the last chapter

Spark: Damn isn't as bad as f*** 

 Trike: You just said it 

 Spark: But it's still censored, see the asterisks

 Trike: But I can hear it 

 Crystal: That's the point, we can say f*** all we want so that other characters can hear it and get the point but the readers can't see- 

 Spark: GODDAMNIT CRYSTAL STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! 

 Crystal: *in a captain hook accent* NEVER!

 *A little while later after threatening to turn the thick feesh into sushi* 

 Spark: Anyway, the dare this time was from @bigcinthedumpster he dared Black to, and I quote, "Hit on leaf and steal Flare's shawty uwu,". Really. REALLY! AFTER I OUTRIGHT SAID I SHIP FLEAF, YOU GO AND TELL ME TO SHIP SOMETHING ELSE, REALLY! 

 Crystal: You're on the verge of saying something really bad and making this not child friendly Spark

 Spark: CRYSTAL!

 Crystal: Uh, bye *runs away and Spark is too busy to chase her* 

 Trike: Can we just get on with the fluffing dare, WHY CAN YOU SAY IT BUT I CAN'T?!!

 Spark: You are censored differently for comedy, but yes we can get the dare underway

 Trike: >:(

 Spark: *Teleports Black there with author/host powers* 

Black: Great, what torture are we in for today *looks around* and why am I the only one here?

Spark: Well the thing is you have been dared to, eh, flirt with Leaf and then attempt to steal her from Flare

Black: WHAT??!!! Date Leaf! Steal her from Flare! This is ridiculous! Who in their right mind would dare this?!

Spark: @bigcinthedumpster did

Trike: Are you surprised? I mean, just look at his username.

Black: I'm gonna kill him

Trike: Oh, can I help? Murder pog

 Spark: Trike why. *Sigh* I am really sorry for doing this again but since I have already stooped to Crystal's level (Crystal: HEY!) anyone who reads this, nothing that is said in this book is personal 

Black: Who the hell are you talking to

Trike: Ah, well you see Black, we're actually from another dimen-

Spark: NO ONE. No one Black, no one. ANYWAY, you know what you have to do *Points at the door*

Black: I'm going... *Leaves

Trike: Well, this is going to go fluffing great, ARGH!

*One hour later*

Black: Hello Axel, have you seen Flare or Leaf?