Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Truth 15: Who's your crush?

*In the dare room*

Spark: Well this one should be relatively easy considering Trike, Pike, and I don't have any relationships, at least as far as characters in this *initiate fourth wall break* book go

Crystal: Spark broke the fourth wall!

Pike: He's allowed to, he's one of the writers

Crystal: You just broke it as well!

Trike: He's also allowed to, we're all writers

Crystal: NO! If you can break it, so can I! Dear readers, help me, there are too many of them!

Spark: You CANNOT break the fourth wall Crystal, that is a privilege you do not have!

Crystal: Says you!

Trike: Says all of us fluffer

Pike: I forgot to ask Spark, why do they keep saying fluff, muk, shirt, and birch?

Spark: My own hilarious twist on censoring

Trike: It is the stupidest fluffing thing I've ever seen!

Pike: *snickers* You're right, it is pretty funny

Trike: Can we please just get on with the muking dare, or truth, or whatever the fluff it is this time!

Spark: As a matter of fact, it is a dare this time, it was given to me by Canelo, on my discord server

Pike: Isn't this only the third dare you've gotten?

Spark: Yes, dares appear to be more popular than truths and I'm pretty sure we all know why

Pike, Trike, and Crystal: Yep

Spark: Why are you still here Crystal?

Crystal: Because I can be

Spark: Well guess what?

Crystal: What?

Spark: Now you can't be

Crystal: What do you- *Spark teleports her into the pond*

Spark: There we go

Pike: What was the point of that if we were just going to bring her back up here anyway for the truth? By the way, what is the truth? I mean I kinda guessed by what you said at the beginning, just asking for some confirmation

Spark: The truth is for everyone (except us because, already stated reasons) to admit who their crushes are, in front of everyone

Trike: Black is going to fluffing hate us

Spark: I am well aware of that, also, should we start?

Pike: I mean I guess. But Trike and I don't even really need to be here, do we?

Spark: I need you guys here, just in case I get frozen, Dark Pulsed, or Hyper Beamed

Trike: Fair, I mean you are enough to get anyone to Hyper Beam you

Spark: Really? Really?

Trike: You better fluffing believe it

Spark: Well we've wasted enough time with all that, time to call them, EVERYONE GET UP HERE OR I WILL RANDOMIZE YOUR BOXES!

Speed: *instantly there* It took me HOURS, don't you dare

*Flare, Pearl, Black, and Lazuli come up within 10 seconds, Crystal, Sylvia, and Leaf are there within another 10 seconds, and Sunshine and Axel are left with Canelo*

Lazuli: What is it this time?

Spark: I need all of you to admit your crushes or relationships in front of everyone, now