Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Dare 13: Legends Arceus Special

Spark: Well I know no one dared this but we have to do it!

Speed: What is it this time?

Spark: We have to fight Arceus

Speed: We can't do that! There is no way we'd win!

Spark: Well I'm setting us all to level 100 because that's Arceus' level

Speed: That won't help, besides, how do we get to the Hall of Origin

Spark: I can deal with that, but how do we even begin to fight something like that, he could literally switch types as we launch our attacks *Going by movie logic here*

Speed: Someone attacks, while the one who's strong against that type launches an attack, for instance, if Flare and Crystal attacked at the same time, if he switched to Grass Type to deal with Crystal, Flare's attack would do a lot of damage, and if he switched to Water Type- oh never mind, three of us would have to attack at once, like Flare, Leaf, and Crystal

Spark: This is going to take either a lot of strategy or a lot of brute force

Speed: And why are we doing this again?

Spark: Pokemon Legends Arceus...

Speed: Not going to question that logic, let's just go in full force!

Spark: But-

Speed: It's the only way, gather them outside

Spark: Fine *Teleports everyone outside* Alright everyone, we have a near impossible task to do today

Pearl: What?

Lazuli: This had better not be something stupid

Black: I was busy...

Leaf: What could it be?

Speed: Wait, where are Sunshine and Axel?

Spark: With Canelo

Speed: Alright

Flare: What are we doing, why are we outside?

Crystal: I hope it's something crazy!

Sylvia: Can't wait!

Spark: We're fighting Arceus

Pearl: Oh... This could be bad

Lazuli: That's not stupid, that's us being stupid

Black: Okay, whatever I was doing can wait, why are we rebelling against Arceus again?

Spark: Because I needed to do something for Pokemon Legends Arceus

Black: Meh...

Leaf: That's what it is!

Speed: Already knew it

Flare: Uh, I know Palkia and Dialga, hopefully this doesn't end badly

Crystal: I didn't mean that crazy!

Sylvia: Maybe I can wait

Spark: Whatever we're going and that's that, I know what we're doing may seem impossible, but we have to try our best. This is the tightest squad I've ever seen, if anyone can beat Arceus (However you pronounce his name) it's us. We have 8 types among us, we can do this, we have no common weakness. Our different abilities are what make us strong-

Crystal: Stop it with the inspirational speech and let's go defeat Arceus

Spark: Alright, this will take a lot more effort than normal, grrrr *Spark grits his teeth, trying to open the portal he has never tried to open before*