Dare 6: 7 Minutes in Heaven

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Trike: They'll never suspect I'm here... hee hee

*Trike pulls a cannon out of the blablivian and sets it on the ground*

*They pull out a match and light the end of it, and the cannon explodes*

*There is now a slightly flaming giant hole in the top of the treehouse*

Trike: *pulls out megaphone* HEYMOTHERMUKERSGETDOWNHERETHERESAFIRENHJKJHGTYUJFDRTJHGFTYUIKMNBVFTYHGFDSTHVFDRTYJNBVKJFYTDF.

Spark: TRIKE WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO!

Trike: Arson, war crimes, and several acts of property damage :]

Spark: *Sigh* What in the world am I going to do? *fixes the hole with author powers*

Trike: *summons beach chair and lies down on it, sipping some lemonade* Ahhh... you missed a spot. *grins*

Spark: Well we have another dare...

Trike: Well, what is it?

Spark: I don't want to do this one

Trike: Does it have something to do with the four year olds?

Spark: Well we could exclude them from this one, again, they really don't even need to know what we're doing

Trike: What do you- *Spark shows them the email on his laptop* Oh, yeah, well we can do this one without Sunshine and Axel, and they should probably leave for the entirety of the dare once we find someone to watch them, wait where the muk is everybody

Spark: I think they expected me to stop the fire, also I'm very unfamiliar with this game so you're gonna have to help me a lot

Trike: Well, I told everyone to get down here, also, *sinister* I'll definitely be helping with this one

Spark: *Doesn't notice the sinister tone* Thankyou Trike, also *Ahem* EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL RESTART THE FIRE I JUST PUT OUT

*2 seconds later*

Leaf, Pearl, and Lazuli: STOP!

Speed: *runs in with Crystal on his back* I've got a fire hose!

Crystal: Come on Speed, you woke me up!

Speed: It's 10 in the morning, it was time for you to get up anyway

Spark: Well that's 5/10 we're missing 5 people

*10 seconds later*

Flare, Sunshine, and Axel: We're here!

Spark: 8/10

*A full minute later*

Black: *is leading Silvia along* We're here

Silvia: Why are we up so early?

Black: It's ten in the morning, is that early for you?

Silvia: No I guess I just didn't want to get up

Trike: I committed a war crime! :D

Spark: And now all 10 of you are here so we can *Gulps* get this dare started

Speed: You seem reluctant to start this one

Spark: Well yeah I am, because, well, because you guys have to play Seven Minutes in Heaven

Everyone except Sunshine and Axel: *is red to some degree* WHAT!

Spark: Yes, it was a dare from @Crystal_Furry_17

Speed: Isn't that the same person who dared Sunshine and Axel to kiss, but you guys decided not to make us do that one

Spark: The very same

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