Cracked Stories

The Manager Season 1 On Crack Part 2

And so we continue.

Chapter 9.

Y/N sits on a couch when a figure emerges from the darkness.

Vladimir: Do you want to make a deal?

Y/N: Will it help the girls?

Vladimir: What girls?

Y/N and Jinx eat cookies on the couch.

Jinx: Sona is coming to town.

Y/N: Nice.

They go back to eating.

The front door is suddenly kicked in and the girls file in.

Ahri: Music.

Evelynn: Is there another girl?

Y/N: There's not even one girl. I go to the backyard now.

Y/N lifts himself up off the ground and throws himself out the window.

The girls stand there for a moment. They then pull their clothes off to reveal their swimsuits.

They all walk outside where Y/N and Totoro are sitting.

Y/N: Hama hama hama hama hama...

Darius: Simba.

Y/N looks up into the sky where Darius is looking down.

Darius: No horny.

Y/N nods. Evelynn hands him a bottle of sunscreen and Y/N gulps it all down.

Kai'sa then offers him water, but he pours it all over Jinx.

Totoro then pulls down Ahri's top, but Y/N pulls it back up for her.

Akali: Wow.

Jinx: Yeah. He's a moron.

The girls all pout. Y/N is suddenly hit by a shoe and looks up again.

Darius: Now horny.

Y/N gives a thumbs up and summons a water bottle. He gives it to Kai'sa, rubs Evelyn's back, and stands proudly.

Ahri then picks him up.

Ahri: Music.

She throws him into the pool.

Y/N gets out and takes shirt off, revealing his magnificently muscled body. The holy light itself shined off of it as the girls look on.

KDA: WOAH.......

Ahri stops when she sees Y/N scars and dog tags.

Ahri: Uh....

Y/N: I've seen some shit.

Ahri: Music.

Ahri rans back inside the house.

Chapter 10.

Y/N/Jinx: Music.

Akali: Oh God. Its spreading.

Y/N and Jinx leave with Totoro to go watch their DJ friend Sona. They arrive and decide to drink.

Sona: Sona is here! And I can talk now! Look at me! Ho ho! I'm talking! Look at me! I'm Sona! I can talk in this story! Ho ho ho ho ho!

Y/N: Friend!

Sona: Crush!

Meanwhile....

Ahri ugly cries in her bed before Evelynn walks in. She looks at her and swiftly walks back out.