These next few chapters are based on a story written by fellow writer and good friend, Mikexlrose. Enjoy.
Aheeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm.
Chapter 1:
Yuno: Hey. I'm just your super average 15 year old teenager. I live in New York City.
A car flies over his head and lands on an old person, killing them instantly. Yuno makes the :0 face before he turns around to see Spooder-Man fighting VenOm and Cartmen.
Carnage: MURDER!
Spooder-Man: No.
Spooder-Man punches the two bad guys, but they are unaffected. They instead start curb stomping Spooder-Man. Yuno sneezes and the two stop.
They slowly turn around and see him standing there. Yuno rubs his nose.
Yuno: Aw, shit.
Goku: Simba.
Yuno is bitch slapped by the ghost of his ancestor and is suddenly given powers. Venom throws Spooder-Man away and the two bad guys start to approach Yuno.
Yuno: Kamehameha, bitch!
Yuno thrusts his pelvis which sends a golden light out of his crouch and hits the two bad guys. They look at themselves for a moment confused.
Carnage: What was that...OH MY GOD!
The two suddenly vanish from existence. Yuno falls over unconscious and Spooder-Man walks back into frame.
Spooder-Man: Oh! Orphan.
Spooder-Man grabs Yuno by the leg and drags him off with him.
Chapter 2:
2 days later....
Yuno: AHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh I'm okay.
The door is kicked open and Spooder-Man walks into the room with Black Widow.
Yuno: Gawd damn!
Black Widow: You're my problem now. Just know that I will never form a motherly bond with you.
Yuno: O-kay!
Hard cut to the three of them in the training room. Yuno does....something cool?
Eh?
Spooder-Man: What is he doing?
Black Widow: I don't know.
Yuno: PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH KICK!
Suddenly, a huge robot comes out. Yuno just slaps it and it falls over. He gives a thumbs up to Spooder-Man and Black Widow.
Black Widow: Yeeeeeeah. We can't let him loose.
Spooder-Man: Agreed.
Chapter 3:
Yuno: We're going on a trip, watch my nay nay watch me whip, soaring through the skies, little white guys.
The three walk into a room where absolute mayhem is taking place. I'm talking about fires, lighting strikes, some guy is naked in the corner. He's not even part of the team.
Black Widow: HEY!
Everyone stops.
Black Widow: We have fresh meat.
Everyone falls in line.
Black Widow: Introduce yourself.
Sam: I'm Nova. The goofy one.
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