What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens

Ash Helps

Light: ASH?!??

Ash: Hey Light. *helps him up*

Lucas: *runs over* Ash?! What are you doing here?!

Ash: Well, someone, I don't know who, had a girl over and got super high and read from the Necronomicon to look cool and accidentally unleashed hell on earth.

Lucas: Why does that not surprise me?

Ash: Anyway, after that happened, the chick the guy who was definitely not me was with became a deadite and ran off with the Necronomicon. Next thing you know, he's running out of his apartment chased by a coffee table and a couch.

Elmira: I assume you need the Necronomicon in order to stop all this?

Ash: Good guess!

Matsuda: So where is it?

Ash: I don't know.

Light: Figures.

*just then, a pack of bookshelves runs at them all shooting books*

Lucas: Not again!

*Everyone runs from them and ducks into a nearby building, escaping successfully*

Light: Phew! That was close! But it's dark in here!

L: I can fix that. *Pulls out a flashlight*

*Everyone walks through and goes up in an elevator*

Matusda: I wonder where we are though.

*The elevator doors open and everyone sees... furniture. Everywhere.*

Lucas: Oh no...WE'RE IN IKEA!!!!

*Everyone screams in horror and runs*

Josephine: WHERE'S THE EXIT?!

Ash: I DON'T KNOW!

Suddenly, the furniture starts coming to life*

Matsuda: Here we go again...

*A desk swipes at the team but misses, hitting a wall and collapsing everything in a pile of rubble, separating the team from Lucas and Ash*

Ash: *saws the desk in half*

Lucas: Are you guys ok?!

L: *from other side of rubble* Yes! We will find another way around and regrop soon!

Lucas: Alright! Be careful!

Ash: Well buddy, it looks like we have to fend for ourselves. *Tosses him his boomstick shotgun*

*The furniture slowly walks towards them*

Lucas: Let's dance. *Cocks shotgun, and plays At Doom's Gate on his phone*

*He and Ash run through, ripping and tearing*

*a desk lunges at Lucas, he shoots it in the face and it dies. An office chair wheels forward, he kicks down and shoots it*

*A bookshelf shoots swedish books at Ash, he chops them to deflect them as they fly at him, then saws the bookshelf in half*

*Lucas shoots two sofas coming at him, Ash saws through another. This goes on for quite some time, Lucas and Ash destroying any furniture monsters that cross their path. But eventually, they start to close in*

Lucas: I don't know how much longer we can keep this up!

Ash: If we're gonna go out, let's give them a fight!

*They shoot and saw through more, knowing this is their final stand, the furniture continues to close in on them, a sofa manages to snag Ash's chainsaw and his whole left side is in its jaws*

Ash: OH THE PAIN! BUT THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS LUCAS!

Lucas: *being eaten by a desk* WHAT?! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOOD ABOUT THIS?!

Ash: NONE OF IT IS REAL! YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DREAM!

Lucas: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Ash: YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DREAM!

Lucas: *almost completely swallowed*

Ash: LUCAS IT'S JUST A DREAM!

Lucas: *can't hear, he's been swallowed whole, he screams....*

Lucas: *wakes up in his bed, screaming*

Wonder Woman: *has been awake comforting him* Lucas, you had a bad dream!

Lucas: *swearing madly* huff huff...I guess I did...*he calms down*

Wonder Woman: You alright?

Lucas: Yes.

Wonder Woman: *puts a hand on his face* Alright, let's go back to sleep, ok?

Lucas: Ok.

*They lie back down and fall asleep*

Sorry for the dream cop out ending y'all. I wanted to end this quickly as I had no idea what to do.