*Lucas and Connor are in Connor's office. Lucas is in a suit and has sunglasses and a hearing piece*
Connor: Hey thanks for being my bodyguard.
Lucas: No problem.
*there's a knock on the door*
Voice from behind the door: Sir, Ms. Kathleen Kennedy has arrived for the appointment.
Connor: Thanks Sandra. Let her in.
*the door opens, Kathleen Kennedy, the head of Lucasfilm, walks in*
Connor: Kathleen how are ya?
Kathleen: I'm alright sir. And you?
Connor: I'm alright, I'm alright. You're probably wondering why I called you here. SO...you've been the head of Lucasfilm pretty much since they were bought by Disney, right?
Kathleen: Right.
Connor: You've done a lot since then. Let's see...the sequels, the Star Wars Story movies...a couple tv shows...Let's see some of the reception...oh. Not good.
Kathleen: Uh...
Connor: And let's see...Oh! It's cause of some stuff YOU did.
Kathleen: Well now...
Connor:(looking at his phone* Ah! And I see the response to the things you did is not good...you commissioned the director change for Solo? Goodness...You messed up Detours? My my...
Kathleen: I mean...*starts sweating*
Connor: WHAT DID YOU DO TO EPISODE IX?
Kathleen: Oh boy...
Connor: You've been uh, pretty controversial eh?
Kathleen: Well yes, the response to some of our artistic choices has been--
Connor: You know where this is leading right?
Kathleen: Uh...
Connor: Look what I'm trying to say is...you're fired.
Kathleen: !!!
Connor: Yep.
Kathleen: Well then...*leaves*
Lucas: It's about time!
Connor: Yep! She's been messing up the franchise since she started. Though I do like the sequels, I did get my wife out of them. *picks up the phone* Sandra, bring in Dave Filoni, the man behind Rebels, the final season of Clone Wars, and all the other great recent Star Wars stuff.
*Dave Filoni walks in*
Connor: Dave! Pleasure to meet ya!
Dave: Thanks sir. *They shake hands* You wanted to see me?
Connor: Yep! Good news! You got a promotion!
Dave: Thank you! What is it?
Connor: You're the new head of Lucasfilm and the Star Wars franchise. You start right now.
Dave: !!! *faints*
Lucas: Good choice. Think he'll do good?
Connor: I know he will. *pats the unconscious Dave on the shoulder*
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
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