*everyone's in a suburb area, Lucas has just explained how they're all going to split up*
Lucas: ...and Tinsel and I are going this way. Ready?
*they all put their hands in and raise them*
Everyone: Go team! *they scatter*
*Lucas and Tinsel are on a roof, about to jump down a chimney*
Lucas: It can be a little scary the first few times, but trust me, it's actually pretty fun. Watch.
*walks up to the chimney*
Lucas: ...CANNONBALL!!!! *jumps down the chimney* *he calls up to Tinsel, his voice is echoing up the chimney* Alright c'mon down!
Tinsel: ...ok...*slowly walks over to the chimney, looks down, and gulps*
Lucas: It's ok Tinsel.
Tinsel: *closes his eyes and jumps down*
Lucas: See, that wasn't so bad was it?
Tinsel: No...I guess not.
Lucas: Alright so first off here's the best part of the job, *holds up the plate of cookies that say "For Santa"*
Tinsel: So I've heard.
*they split the cookies*
Lucas: Ok, so...*pulls out a bunch of gifts* Big ones go over here...little ones here...and don't worry about sorting it by family member, part of the fun for the family is searching through them.
Tinsel: alrighty *jots it in a notebook*
Lucas: And then—
*they hear a growling noise*
Lucas: What was that?
*they slowly look behind them, there's an angry dog growling*
Lucas and Tinsel: !!!!
Lucas: Yeah...this happens sometimes...run.
*they run towards the chimney, the dog chasing them*
Lucas: Grab my hand! *when Tinsel does so, Lucas touches his nose and they fly up the chimney*
*on the roof, they catch their breath*
Lucas: So yeah *huff* that's *huff* about the jest *huff* of it.
*soon they reach a house with no chimney*
Tinsel: There's no chimney. How do we get in?
Lucas: Easy. *pulls out a sledgehammer*
Tinsel: But won't that wake them?
Lucas: Nah.
Tinsel: But it'll damage their roof!
Lucas: Don't worry, it's a magic sledgehammer! The hole will fix itself after we leave. Now...HERE COMES THE HAMMAH!
*smashes a hole in the roof*
*later, they're in Hollywood, at Kevin Spacey's house, dumping coal down the chimney*
Lucas and Tinsel: *in a bulldozer dumping the coal down the chimney*
Lucas: More...MORE!!!!
*finally, they're at Task Force Volcano HQ*
Lucas: So, you think you're ready?
Tinsel: Yeah...I mean I get it's not gonna be all fun and games...
Lucas: Heh, nah, it pretty much is all fun and games. Well, there's only one thing left to do...
*Lucas takes off the red suit and hands it to Tinsel*
Lucas: Welp, time to get in uniform.
Tinsel: ...*puts the suit on*
Lucas: *smiles* Perfect fit. *his beard has gone back to red*
Tinsel: Yeah! *suddenly he grows a big white beard*
Lucas: Heh heh, you remember how I showed you to trim it right?
Tinsel: Yes sir.
Lucas: Please, call me Lucas, you're the sir now. Oh, one more thing. Your first year might be a bit of a doozie, if you ever need any help at all from me this year, some pointers, whatever, just give this a shake. *hands him a magic snow globe* I'll show up to help.
Tinsel: And will you come back and visit? You are our favorite boss, and you all are our friends.
Lucas: Of course!
Tinsel: Good to know. Well, I guess I better get back the North Pole. Gotta get ready for next Christmas!
Lucas: Alright.
Tinsel: Thank you for this, Lucas.
Lucas: You're welcome...Santa.
*they shake hands*
*Tinsel gets in the sleigh and it takes to the sky, he waves good bye, as does the rest of the Task Force*
Connor: You gonna miss being the big man?
Lucas: Heh, yeah. But it's good to know the Pole's in good hands.
Connor: *giggles*
Lucas: Shaddup.
*everyone laughs*
*the flashbacks end, and it's back to Lucas and Wonder Woman looking at the photo album*
Lucas: I'll admit, I haven't even been retired for a full year yet, but I miss those days already.
But at least I know Christmas is in good hands.
Wonder Woman: And you did absolute magic during your time. Literally AND figuratively.
Lucas: Heh, thanks Diana.
Matsuda: *knocks* Hey guys, The Muppet Show revival is on, you coming?
Lucas: Yeah.
*they leave the room*
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanfictionThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
