*everyone just got off the bus. Ryuk and Lucifer are next to each other. They don't say word*
Ryuk: ...
Lucifer: ...
Ryuk: Morningstar.
Lucifer: Ryuk.
Ryuk: So...how's the police work?
Lucifer: Wonderful. How's the shinigami realm?
Ryuk: Depressing and the apples there are shit.
Lucifer: Fair. Hell's frozen over from what I've heard.
Ryuk: Yeah no was just there last week. Fucking cold. Take it you got the girl eh?
Lucifer: Mmhmm.
Ryuk: mm.
Lucifer and Ryuk: ...
Lucifer and Ryuk: HEAAAUGH! *they break out into a fight*
Ryuk: Raa ya fuckin' sunuva bitch—
Lucifer: She was my sister you meth head Vegeta—
Ryuk: And I'd do it again—
Lucifer and Ryuk: GWHSJWOAG
Everyone: *just kinda stares and slowly backs away as Lucifer and Ryuk fight*
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