*Lucas is wheeling a giant present to Wolverine*
Lucas: Hey Wolverine! This came in the mail, Connor's having me wheel it to ya, Happy Birthday by the way.
Wolverine: Thanks bub...*nervously looks around*
Lucas: Ya look nervous. What's up?
Wolverine: Ah nothing...guess he forgot...
Lucas: Who?
Wolverine: No one...huh. *starts to open the present*
*a fist pops out and punches him in the face*
Wolverine: Nope! He remembered.
*Sabretooth pops out*
Sabretooth: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER! *tackles him to beat him up*
Lucas: Ohhhhhh right...every year on your birthday Sabretooth beats you up.
Wolverine: Can't you just send a card like normal people bub?
Sabretooth: Nope! Some people send treats, I just send beats!
Lucas: ...*slowly backs out as Wolverine and Sabretooth fight*
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanfictionThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
