What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens

How Connor Got the Job

*Lucas is starting a zoom meeting to chat with Connor*

Lucas: Alright....*logs in* Hey Connor, we're getting ready to head back down there soo--

Connor: *is chatting with Lucifer from the TV show*

Connor: Oh yeah I just saw that episode it made me SO ANGRY! Her and Pierce? Captain Bruh?!

Lucifer: I know right?!

Lucas: Uh...Connor?

Connor: Oh! Lucas! Sorry didn't see that you were online now.

Lucas: It's cool. Who's your friend?

Lucifer: Lucifer Morningstar at your service yes that Lucifer.

Connor: Yeah he and I play pool on weekends plus he helped me get my Disney job.

Lucas: Wait did you make a deal with the devi--

Connor: No of course not what am I Bob Iger?

Lucifer: Oh now he was a fun one let me tell you—

Connor: Later, Lucifer. Anyway no no here's what happened. It all started about a year ago...

*flashback starts, the scene is Connor walking down the street*

Connor Voiceover: *narrates* Rey and Leia were out of town for the weekend visiting Finn and Poe, so I was on my own. We had recently moved from Jersey to L.A. so I decided to explore a little. Ended up stopping in a familiar looking club...

*flashback Connor walks into Lux*

Connor: Man this place looks...familiar. Huh.

*sits at a stool, there's a bartender*

Connor: I'll have a juice box.

Bartender: ...*shrugs and gets a juice box*

Connor: Thanks.

Voice from behind: *british accent* Well hello there.

Connor: That voice...*turns around, it's Lucifer* *le gasp!*

Lucifer: I never forget a face, yours is new. Well then, *puts out his hand* I'm—

Connor: —Lucifer Morningstar!!!!! *shakes his hand very fast* I'm Connor and I'm a huge fan I love your show it's my favorite! Oh wait you're probably not aw—

Lucifer: No no, I too can break the fourth wall I know all about my show. And the fact that I'm in an anime fan fiction that's really just another rehash of a six year old fanfic.

Connor: Well I mean you're not wrong but—

Lucifer: But enough about me. Tell me about yourself, Connor.

Connor: Well my wife and daughter just moved here a little while ago, *shows him a picture*

Lucifer: That woman, is that—

Connor: Yep. That's Rey from Star Wars.

Lucifer: Well then way to go Connor! *pats his shoulder*

Connor: And then now I'm trying to get a job here in L.A.

Lucifer: Well you caught me in a good mood perhaps I can be of some assistance, free of charge. So tell me then...*grins* what is it you desire?

Connor: I...I...I wanna work in the movie business. But not just like a coffee guy or whatever I wanna be a big time filmmaker, like a director/screenwriter/producer even actor! Like Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith!

Lucifer: Both wonderful people, very close friends of mine.

Connor: And I wanna change Hollywood forever!

Lucifer: Very ambitious. Tell you what, let me make a few phone calls...

*and so*

Lucifer: Excellent news, Connor, I got you training for a job.

Connor: Thanks! What is it? A Marvel movie? An animated movie? A big epic?

Lucifer: Even better. The CEO of The Walt Disney Company!

Connor: ...Well then...could you excuse me for a moment? *faints*

Lucifer: Ah yes, I knew you'd be excited. *pats the unconscious Connor*

Connor: So yeah he just pulled some strings and got me some training and whatnot.

Lucas: Oh phew! *wipes his forehead* So anyway pretty soon we're gonna be heading back up there.

Connor: Oh wonderful! Can't wait to show you what I'm working on!

Lucifer: Yes and perhaps we could meet too? Get to know each other?

Lucas: Uh...sure:

Lucifer: Wonderful I love making friends.

Connor: What? Lucifer you hate any people that aren't any of the friends you already have or aren't a hot chick.

Lucifer: Just figured I should expand my circle of friends a bit.

Connor: Yeah he's up to something anyway, gotta go! Getting ready to direct a new movie!

Lucas: Oooh!!! Well good luck with that!

Connor: Alright bye! *logs off*