Edit: This is...incredibly cringey I'm so sorry
Also just watched the new Spider-Man movieeee
Of course I will not spoil it until I can either buy or 'legally' watch the movie so it might take a while for me to write a new chapter. Stay tuned!
Dating Peter Parker Would Include: Hailey addition??
- Tony (ha dead loser) being a little BITCH at first
-Shutting him up real fast
-At first, having full on fights about Star Wars
-Begrudgingly accepting each other's opinions on Star Wars but still making jabs at the other
-memes for dayssss; just sending eachother random memes, some funny, some cute, some just blocks of texts telling the other how amazing they are
-Nicknames for dayssss which include: Darling, Hon/hun, sweetheart, Hails, Doll/Dollface (part ironic, part serious)
-Theres was one time Peter called Hailey babe and she gave him the most dead eyed stare in the world. Never again.
-Sharing cute animal pictures because why not
-Movie Nights
-Which include lots of arguing from everyone involved
-Like a lot
-PDA who's she? DISGUSTING
-Only light hand holding in public because we ain't hOrEs
-Also no one wants to be that teenage couple that blocks traffic in the middle of a hallway because an hour away from each other is tOrTurE (totally not based off of experience)
-Lots of Sucking up to Aunt May at first because hahaha she HAS to love me hahahaha or I will die hahahaha
-Bonding over good retro movies
-With lots of commentary because tf is with all the SA jokes in old movies like chill guys
-Peter secretly fangirling at first because oHmYgOd he's friends with an (retired) Avenger!!!1!!!1!1!!!
- Cynical Sarcasm + Quips = #ComedyDuo
-Hailey always getting scolded for talking to the bad guys and joking so it was a pleasant change of pace to work with Spidey, to say the least
-Tons of cuddles when alone cuz we ain't hOrEs
-Raving about tech together like a couple of NERDS
-Snapping each other out of workaholic daze™️
-"NOOOOO I need to finish this before Monday or Pepper will have my head!"
- "YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT THAT COMPUTER FOR 9 HOURS STRAIGHT."
-"SO?! I'm by definition a computer and you stare at me for hours!"
-Being late for dates together
-Or just having stopping criminals be the date that night
-Peter missing her when's she's gone with work, business or superhero type stuff
-Also texting her every other hour
-Specifically cat pictures to entice her to text him
-Time honored traditions that will be honored till the sun explodes such as:
-Patching each other up after patrols and missions gone wrong
-Watching at least one movie every sleepover
-Texting each other at 11:11 AM or PM because ya can't waste your wish
-Playing old video games together
-"These graphics make me want to claw my eyes out."
-"Don't insult Galaga!"
-"I will build you a new game to help you never play this again!"
-She did.
-It was awesome.
-Poking fun at Peters Costume
- "Is that suppose to be an ant or a spider?"
- "And You're sure you don't want a new suit? At least let me change the blue color."
- "Do you want a belt for your extra webs or are you happy with them in tiny awkward pockets?"
-"I'm just saying, the eyes are creepy looking!"
-At one point trying on the Spidey Suit anyway
- Peter vlogging to no one about nothing
- "Are you filming me?"
- "...no."
-Ranting about work problems to Peter
-Or about school
-Or about people
-Or about literally anything
-Getting take out with MJ and Ned and just awkwardly sitting there with nothing
-Peter randomly showing up at her apartment just for the AC since he can't thermoregulate
-Randomly kissing him on the temple
- "Maybe it'll give you more common sense."
-Seeing who can do the better flips
-Peter always winning
-Showoff.
-Humming the Spider-Man theme song just to embarrass Peter
-Getting MJ and Ned to do the same thing
-The humming turning into full on screaming
-Helping each other with work/homework
-"Hey what'd you get for number 7?"
-"Ugh, yeah, it's a trick question, x= undefined."
-"Thank youuuu"
-Casually trying to recruit people for Stark Industries
- "Ned, random question, can you organize and create well thought out budgets and keep track of money?"
- "Uh...yes?"
- Two days later Ned mysteriously found a business card for Stark industries in his backpack
-And in Peter's backpack
-And in MJ's
YOU ARE READING
Veins and Wires // Peter Parker
FanfictionH.A.I.L.E.Y. Or formally known as Humanoid Artificial Intelligence of Latency Experiment Youth is, as you guessed it, a humanoid A.I. Yeah, father really needs to work on that acronym. Hailey's your typical average femme, teenage, humanoid android...
