Dream Team + Karl Smut

it was a joke bro what the fuck are you doing🧡💙

you know what would be poggers?
if you followed, voted, and shared 🤩🤩/nf

sad cus my discord server is dead asf

now playing: love, me normally - will wood

why aren't there irl tone indicators?????

🌳 😴 (sapnap) pov

S: "Hey gogy."

I held my phone above my face as I lay sprawled out across my bed.
I was bored as fuck, and Dream was editing a video, so I messaged george.

G: "hi"

I stare at the one word reply, trying to guess what kind of mood he's in. Is he busy? Is he willing to talk? Is he too tired, or is he willing to put up with my shit right now?

G: "im bored"

Oh.

S: "same lamo"

Im so good at spelling. (i actually mispelled lamo and spent way too long trying to fix it so i left it as lamo🥰)

G: "what do u wanna do"

If I knew, I'd be up doing it, not texting you, George.

S: "you" I reply, jokingly.

G: "i mean"

😳.

S: "maybe we can stream?"

G: "i don't feel like getting up"

S: "nooo you have to give me attentionnnnn"

G: "what do you want from me sapnap"

S: "i want your huge, thick, dripping 8 inch"
...George is typing.
S: "Popsicle 😇"

G: "you can have it"

S: "yum what flavor"

G: "never mind"

S: "pfff you thought i was gonna say cock huh"

G: "you don't just refer to popsicles like that. that's weird."

S: "come here"

G: "noo i told you i don't wanna get up"

S: "i'm laying in bed"

G: "so?"

S: "i'm not wearing anything except your hoodie"

G: "what lmao"

S: "waiting for you daddy 😉"

Call from Georgenotfound.

Oh.

I answer the call, putting my phone to my ear.

"Hi Georgieeeee" I say, giggling.

"What the hell was that?" He says, in shock.

"Pffff it was a joke, George," I laugh.

"So you're wearing clothes?"

"Yeah. I bet you'd like it if I wasn't, though," I giggle.

"Fuck you, Sapnap."

"Sure, when?"

"Oh my god I hate you," he says, but he laughs, which makes me think he's lying.

"Come here, daddynotfound," I whine.

"What the fuck?" He giggles. "Ew, don't call me that."

"Just come here," I whine again.

"Nooo."

"Cmonnnnn if you come here I can suck you off," I say as a joke, laughing.
He's completely silent though.
Did I go too far?