"So you had a boyfriend?" Rosalie asks
"Yes"
"And you are bisexual?" Jasper asked right after
"yes"
"So you are not a virgin?" Emmett asks with disappointment in his voice
"No" he chuckles "just because I didn't have a love life doesn't mean that I-"
"My baby brother is not a innocent pure childdddd" Emmett whines falling on the floor
"Well that is. Dramatic" Eguene says moving his head in circle
"you are both dramatic. Do you start school with us?" Edward asks
"well I don't know because its middle of semester" Carlisle responded
"Don't worry mister doctor Carlisle I got my way" he winked
"you can't kill the resaption lady" Edward stared at him
"give me a day or two I'll find another way" he said wondering off to Edwards room
"did he just thought of- nevermind so Edward...tell us about that boy you used to date" Rosalie smirks
"ah here we go, what do you wanna know?"
"EVERYTHINGGGGG"
"um well, he was 5'6, he was a year and a half younger then me. He had blonde hair falling on the sides and he played bass. And he was slim and shy."
"END HE ALSO HAD BLUE EYES" Eguene shouts from upstairs
"Mhm so you like guys shorter and younger then you. You like them as an introverts and blondes" Alice checked in her notebook
"okay I think we got all lets go find you a perfect man" Rosalie announced and Alice got up with Rosalie by her
"haha no. You are staying here"
Next day
Eguene went down to the school and tried to get himself signed into it.
He bursed through the door with anger and went to the living room
"the NERVE of that women the NERVE I hope she fucking chockes on concrete"
"did she put my name to recognise you?" Edward smirks
"yes."
"haha" he mocks his brother "don't worry about it I'll get you in you just sit down and relax"
"I can take you shopping for school supplies" Alice smiles
"thanks pixie but I'm good I'll steal Edwards" he smirks
"oh I steal Emmets"
"I steal Jaspers"
"I steal Rosalies"
"I steal Alices"
"well now that school supplies shopping trip doesn't sound too bad"
"true"
"Edward you go so I can steal yours"
"delightful but I'm not going"
"why?"
"because I said so"
"BeCaUsE i SaId So" he mocks Edward
"haha you are so funny. I'll laugh just give me a moment to find it funny"
"You are so stubborn"
"yOu ArE sO sTuBbOrN see how that feels?"
"don't play with me"
"I thought you grew out of your barbie fase. Or did you come here in your barbie dream car"
"THEY ARE PRETTY"
"THEY ARE UGLY"
"YOU ARE UGLY"
"YOUR MOM IS UGLY"
"MY MOM IS YOUR MOM YOU UGLY ASS"
"FINE THEN YOUR SHIRT IS UGLY"
"YOU GAVE IT TO ME"
"Oh you still wear it?" Edward lowers his voice
"yeah its fashionable"
"boi what the fuck-" Emmett said while looking at them in the corner with the rest of the family
