"Ladies and gentlemen! Carlisle agreed to let us have a intercircle party tonight where we are going to introduce all drunk Edwards" Eguene announces
"all drunk Edwards?"
"yes, there are stages. Like one drink Edward, two drink Edward, three drink Edward. You see where I'm going with this?"
"I wanna see 5 drink Edward" Emmett says
"well I wanna see a two drink Edward"
"now now guys, you have to wait until tonight but can someone go shopping with me for snacks and drinks?" Eguene asks
"I'll go with you" Alice smiles
"nice try Pixie you are going to sneak off to a clothes shopping. Emmett? Jasper?" the two nod and they leave
"I like 4 drink edward the most" Alex mumbles to Edward while sitting on the couch with his head in Edwards lap
"whats a 4 drink Edward?" Rosalie asks
"you'll see" as the little smirk grew on Alexes face Carlisle and Esme just rolled there eyes at there kidses childness
later that night
"okay y'all we got drinks, we got snacks, we got games. Let the party BEGIN"
"Where are you going?" Emmett asks his parents
"To our room?"
"nice try, you are here all night because I'm not planing on repeating this"
"fine"
One drink Edward
"nothing"
two drink Edward
"Emmett I think you should grow a beard like a bear ŘÆWŔ"
three drink Edward
"truth"
"what is the boldest place Alex and you have sex?" Jasper asks
"In his exes car"
"back sit ir front sit?" Emmett smirks
"ALL the sits" as the room filled with laughter Edward took another drink
four drink Edward
"you are SOOOO pretty" Edward says smushing alexes face
"that would be sweet if you weren't crazy drunk right now"
five drink Edward
"My father is a rapist... My ex is a crazy bitch...I'm having a bad hair day.."
"I don't like this. Give him another drink!"
six drink Edward
"Okay so six drink Edward is the most truthful Edward so ask him anything and he'll give you a honest answer"
"whats your body count?"
"which one?" Edward asks
"what do you mean?" Emmett asks
"one is 37 and the other is 159"
"the one that you are talking about is 159"
"then what is 37-"
seven drink Edward
we are not gonna talk about what happened next
morning
"fuckk" Edward mumbles with his head looking up
"morning Edward" his mother said with her sweet tone
"hello"
"put on some clothes and get downstairs we are going on a summer vacation in a week"
"okay mom"
(I honesly forgot which season is it so lets say its 1st of June. Its school break)
With that she went downstairs as Edward gets up
As he notices his shirt gone he looks down covers where his boyfriend was sleeping.
"nice"
He walks downstairs and meets his family
"hello"
"hi"
"Too loud!"
