The Cullens were getting used to Alex and Eguene. Since Edward finally seemed happy they were very welcoming.
"Guys? Edward and Eguene got stuck in the washing mashine" Alex calls shyly from living door door frame
Jasper gets up and walks thowards the bathroom stopping beside Alex
"oh you are so short" Jasper laughs patting his hand on Alexes head
"I think more of it as a average hight"
"Sure sure"
"Never mind! We got out! But there is a slight chance that one of us has a internal bleeding" Edward shouts from the bathroom
"Well I guess thats good. I mean thats where the blood is supposed to be right?" Alex asks
"yeah I guess?"
Edward and Eguene walk to the living room as Edward places his chin on Alexes head with his arms around his waist
"Oh my god Edward you look so tired" Alice laughs
"Well someone wouldn't stop singing Single Ladies all night"
"Eguene?"
"Emmett"
"ohh that explains it"
"Edward? I think Michelle is pregnant?"
"who's Michelle?" Carlisle asks
"Its there little sister" Alex smiles
"Eguene?"
"yes Eddie?"
"She's a virgin"
"so?"
"that means she can't be pregnant" Edward chuckles
"Really? I gotta make some calls" Eguene says walking out
"Hey Edward?" Emmett asks
"Yeah?"
"How does gay sex work?"
"I- Why in the world are you asking me this?"
"Well its so confusing"
Edward looks at him in shock
"magic"
