Alex and Edward were in the living room talking with the rest of the Cullens
"Esme just opened that door for me. One day you'll all work for us" Eguene says proudly walking through the door with Esme by his arm
"Edward I can see now with your high standards its no wonder you were a 107 year old virgin" Rosalie laughs
"wait what?" Eguene stops as Alex chuckles
"no please don't" Edward whisperes
"you know when he was 14 he would get drunk and sleep with random girls and guys right?" Eguene laughs
"what??"
"yeah he would get black out drunk and sleep with them"
"Edward??"
"I-...Eguene one ate mud because I told him it tasted like chocolate" Edward shouts
Others just start to laugh hysterically
"well Edward once got so high he slept with the lady who cleaned our rooms" Eguene pointed out
"that was you" Edward laughs
"oh yeah"
"Edward you were a charmer?" Alice giggles
"yup all the girls were falling for him. I don't even know how look at this baby face" Alex cups his face
"I have a baby face? You have a hairless body of a pre teen girl"
"Beyonce is hot" Eguene says looking at his phone
"what is happening?" Jasper asked his parents as they mumble I don't know
hellor idk what to write hehe
