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5. Sarcasm

Someone had to
say it, right?

Welcome to the world of sarcasm,

Designed by me.

People always tell me I'm smart.

Before you come at me,

I wouldn't be so smart if they hadn't asked me stupid questions.

So kudos to that!

Like they always start off with:

"Can I ask you a stupid question?"

And my smart arse would immediately just reply, " Better than anyone I know. "

See?

Oh, and kiss me if I am wrong,

But people deserve to be punched in the face, right?

But then again my knuckles are too precious.

There's only one way to solve this problem.

Either I was born with patience or have a shotgun with me.

One is a lie.

Too bad I wasn't born wih patience.

You know how I solve problems now.

Me, a bad guy?

Nahhhh

I'm just brutally honest.

Want proof?

From the first moment I laid eyes upon a person, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding them.

I believe in hate at first sight.

Don't worry.

A reason why I have a lot of exes.

I just wonder how it feels like losing the best thing that has ever happened to them?

Like seriously?

Jokes aside.

I love making people angry.

Anger makes them stupid.

And stupid gets people killed.

Stay out of trouble if you can,

But with that mouth and thoughts of yours always attracts trouble.

Much love,

Sarcasm.