Octavian's War

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Octavian updated his status:
I declare war!
Comments:
Jason Grace: Huh?
Leo Valdez: We just had a big freaking war! Idiot! Why are you declaring war?
Octavian: Not a real full on bloody war, idiot! I declare war on Frank and Percy! And, Hazel, come it think of it. . . She made that video!
Hazel Levesque: Hey! I was hoping you didn't discover my involvement!
Octavian: Too bad, Levesque. I declare war!
Percy Jackson: Is it just me, or is he calling it 'war' so it sounds worse than it is? I mean, he's Octavian, and so he needs to give it a scary name to make it even slightly intimidating.
Frank Zhang: I think that is exactly what he is doing!
Leo Valdez: Hey, for once it isn't kill Leo!
Percy Jackson: People want to kill me just as much. . .
Leo Valdez: Yeah. They do. We usually get killed together. We have a talent for annoying people!
Percy Jackson: Yep. . .
Octavian: Prepare to fight the beast you have awoken! You will wish you never crossed Octavian the . . .
Leo Valdez: Toilet lover?
Percy Jackson: Turd?
Percy Jackson: guy who shuts up and leaves us alone and never talks to us again?
Leo Valdez and 2978 others liked this comment
Octavian updated his status:
The beast!
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: Wow. . . That's bad.
Octavian: Prepare for the war of your lives
Octavian logged off
Percy Jackson updated his status:
Wow, he says beast like he's scarier than a butterfly! He is trying and failing to sound scary!
Annabeth Chase and 26 others liked this comment

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