Percy Jackson Gets Facebook

Percy is an idiot (What else is new?)

Percy Jackson updated his status:
HAZEL LEVESQUE!
Comments:
Hazel Levesque: Yes?
Percy Jackson: THE NERVE!
Annabeth Chase: What did she do Perce?
Percy Jackson: She pranked me!
Frank Zhang: Hazel? Hazel pranked you?
Percy Jackson: Nah!
Frank Zhang: That's what I thought.
Percy Jackson: It was sarcasm, Zhang.
Frank Zhang: Oh.
Hazel Levesque: I didn't prank you!
Annabeth Chase: I find it hard to believe...
Percy Jackson: Well, in my room, after I was drenched in honey and *shudders* dead fish, I found a note that said,
This is for... Well, fun. #YOLO
-Hazel
Annabeth Chase: Hazel didn't do it. 1. She doesn't even know what a hashtag is, let alone YOLO. 2. She's just Hazel...
Percy Jackson: Well then, who did it!?
Annabeth Chase: Who do you think?
Percy Jackson: I think we've established I think it's Hazel.
Annabeth Chase: Established? Big word for a Seaweed Brain.
Leo Valdez: Dude, Annabeth's logic is always flawless, and besides, her logic totally made sense. Except, well, number two wasn't exactly very smart.
Annabeth Chase: Leo, I always sound smart. And Percy, if Leo understands, you should too.
Leo Valdez: I would say I was offended at that comparison, Percy, but I'm too scared of your girlfriend. Especially when she's already pissed at me.
Annabeth Chase: Exactly.
Percy Jackson: Well, then. TRAVIS AND CONNOR STOLL!
Travis Stoll: Yes?
Connor Stoll: You called?
Percy Jackson: Did you prank me!?
Travis Stoll: Which prank are you talking about?
Connor Stoll: Yeah, the one with the shark tanks or the one with the squirting daisy's?
Travis Stoll: Or was it that one with the Wifi cords and the Fly trap?
Percy Jackson: No, it was the one with the... Wait... Wifi cords?
Percy Jackson: MY WIFI!!!!!
Leo Valdez: How are you still on Facebook without Wifi?
Percy Jackson: I have Wifi, just right now it's on 2 bars! ((A/N Life!))
Annabeth Chase: *facepalm*
Travis Stoll: Until....
Connor Stoll: Now.
Percy Jackson has logged off
Annabeth Chase: Well, that solves that problem, but who actually pranked Percy? It was a good one, I must say.
Piper McLean: Oh, that was me.
Annabeth Chase: Piper? You?
Hazel Levesque: Blaming it on me, though?
Piper McLean: Yeah.
Hazel Levesque: Why?
Piper McLean: Percy told me he liked Twilight better than Hunger Games.
Annabeth Chase: Me and Percy are done.
Percy Jackson: Just connected to Jason's Wifi... Wait, reading comment... ANNABETH?
Annabeth Chase: Sorry, Percy. You took it too far.
Percy Jackson: You are breaking up with me over that?
Annabeth Chase: Yes.
Piper McLean: You deserve it.
Leo Valdez: Agreed.
Jason Grace: Absolutely.
Frank Zhang: With them on this.
Drew Tanaka: Twilight is better!
Piper McLean: Shun the Twilight lover!
Drew Tanka has been kicked out of the chat
Percy Jackson: To be honest, I made that up because. I haven't seen either.
Annabeth Chase: *gasp*
Piper McLean: *gasp*
Leo Valdez: *gasp*
TIME SKIP AFTER EVERYONE GASPS
Annabeth Chase: TO THE BIG HOUSE!
Piper McLean: We shall show him the ways.
Percy Jackson: What!?
Piper McLean: NOW! You must learn!
Percy Jackson: Okay, jeez.