Dave and Bambi x Reader (ONESHOTS)

SO UNFAIR (Unfairness Bambi x reader

A/N: OK IM TRYING TO GET YALL REQUEST AND TRY TO MAKE IT DUE TO SCHOOL PROBLEMS AND MY GRADES YEAH I HAVE TO TAKE Y'ALL'S REQUEST INE AT A TIME BUT IS OK ILL STILL POST THESE :D

BTW FOR MY FAN CANNON ON THIS CHAPTER UNFAIR BAMBI IS LIKE THE BIG BROTHER OF 3D BAMBI, AND BANDU IK 3D BAMBI AND UNFAIR BAMBI ARE TECHNICALLY THE SAME IS JUST MY STORY DEAL WITH IT MEAHAHAH.

BTW IMMA CALL UNFAIRNESS BAMBI UNFAIR BC TO LONG TO A NAME SMH

CHAPTER BE LIKE OOPS BROTHERS THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE:

Y/N: NO

UNFAIR: YES

Y/N: Why?

UNFAIR: BC WHY NOT

Y/N: No more rap battle please. You always win by being unfair!

UNFAIR: PLEASEE

Y/N: But I'm tired

UNFAIR: FINE THEN ILL GO SIT ON THE CORNER TILL YOUR NOT TIRED

Y/N: Ok.

Unfair walk all the way to the corner and sat there sadly, waiting for Y/N to be not tired, scratch the until a day later, WAIT, scratch that again, Two days actually. (Poor guy)

Y/N woke up the next two days and saw unfair still awake. Unfair happily jumps up and happily tackles them. (Pretend that unfair has arms ok 👀👀).

Y/N: Awww you been waiting for me to wake up in the past two days?

UNFAIR: YES.... I MISS YOU

Y/N: Awww Unfair....THIS IS ACTUALLY UNFAIR WHY YOU WAITED FOR ME YOU COULD'VE BE BACK TO YOUR VOID OR SOMEWHERE ELSE NOT WAITING FOR ME AT MY ROOM. LEMME DO SOMETHING FOR YOU

UNFAIR: NUH UH

Y/N: YUH UB

UNFAIR: WAIT...... ANYTHING FOR ME?

Y/N: Yes sir

UNFAIR: OKIE I WANT TO 1V1 RAP BATTLE PLEASEEE

Y/N: Sure why not. Don't do anything impossible for me.

UNFAIR: WHY ITS FUNNNN

Y/N: It's not for me

UNFAIR: BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU GOING TO MAKE UP FOR IT THOUGH :C

Y/N: Fine but first lemme just get breakfast please I'm hungry?

UNFAIR: OKI I CARRY YOU AND MAKE BREAKFAST FOR YOU.

Y/N: NO BAD

UNFAIR: WHY

Y/N: Because I dont wanna make you to stuff for me and I told you that I feel bad for you.

UNFAIR: I CARRY YOU ANYWAYS!

Y/N: WAI-

Unfair carried Y/N and ran sonic lighting McQueen fast to the kitchen to the point Y/N's life flashes before thier eyes. Y/N holds unfair neck (invisible neck XD) and shakes in fear.

Y/N: U-Unfair, You know you're right c-can you make breakfast for me I need to take a breather....

UNFAIR: WHY IS SOMETHING WRONG Y/N..... :C

Y/N: No no! It's just....I didn't warn me to run that fast while carrying me.

UNFAIR: OH SORRY ITS ME BAD IM BAD PERSON :C

Y/N: OMG NOOOO UNFAIR IM SORRY

Y/N hugs unfair and kiss him on the cheek. Unfair blushes and kiss Y/N on the cheek back.