A/N: YASS THIS IS A MALE READER THE FIRST EVER MALE READER WOOOHOOO Idk why I'm excited. LADIES IM SORRY FEEL FREE TO DRESS UP AS A MAN 😏 THIS IS GOING TO GET GOOD. If there any male readers this is for you 🤩✌️
ONESHOT BE LIKE: 🧍🧍🧍🚶🏃💨
Expunged and Y/N are watching The Maury show. Chilling and cuddling with each other.
The TV:
MAURY: WHEN IT COMES TO 3000 YEAR OLD TRISTAN.... DAVID...
DAVID: What....
MAURY: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
A RANDOM WOMAN crys off the stage. Dave just sits there chilling like he doesn't care.
DAVID: I been knew. SHE EVEN SIGNED THE PAPERS BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY ADOPTED.
Y/N: PFFFT
EXPUNGED: HAHAHAHAH SHE DUMB
Y/N: Yeah I know right.
EXPUNGED: Well....
Y/N: Well...
EXPUNGED: OI
Y/N: OI
EXPUNGED: DONT COPY ME
Y/N: DONT COPY ME
Y/N starts tickling Expunged. Expunged laughs and starts tickling back.
Y/N:NOOOOO
EXPUNGED: YESSSSS
They stop making them both breathe out of exhaust (GRAMMAR WOMAN FOCUS).
EXPUNGED: Bruh I'm tired...
Y/N: Me too. Imma take a nap
EXPUNGED: But there's only one bed.
Y/N:.....
EXPUNGED: ....
Y/N: HEYY SHAWWTYYYY 😏
EXPUNGED: AYO-
Y/N: Ok ok I'll stop...Prob
EXPUNGED: Dude...Never this is supposed to be wholesome NOT LEMON
Hannie teleports out of nowhere and slaps both of them.
Y/N: HEYY WHAT WAS THAT FOR
EXPUNGED: YEAH WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU WHORE.
HANNIE: For Y/N....BOY YOU TRYING TO BE DIRTY. FOR EXPUNGED STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL THE FANS ARE GONNA HATE US FOR THIS AND DONT EVER CALL ME A WHORE IM A SINGLE WOMA-
EXPUNGED: Yeah yeah whatever
Y/N: GOOOOO LEAVE USS BEEE
HANNIE: *Sighs* The things I do for y'all and my besties reading this..... ✌️ PEACE.
Hannie poofs out of existence.
Y/N: Now where were we
EXPUNGED: No
Y/N: Wanna kiss
EXPUNGED: That's random
THE END
IDK HOW TO WRITES THESE IM SORRY 😔
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Dave and Bambi x Reader (ONESHOTS)
FanfictionTo be honest I really like thier songs and thier personalities THIS IDEA IS ORIGINAL BC I WAS BRAVE XD COVER NOT MINE IN FACT IM GOING TO MAKE MY OWN IM WORKING ON IT SLOW UPDATES This is my first x reader so it might suck ass cheeks soo deal with i...
