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Grammar Roasts:
1. A hell of a ghost can tell you when you've made a when you're dealing with such a literal interpretation of what a word is.
2. This is why you have Grammarly, to prevent this kind of thing from happening.
3. You are the person that says" wait what? A spelling and grammar checker? On your computer? Are you a millennial?" when somebody has Grammarly.
4. Sometimes you have to look at a word like "literally" in order to see it.
5. You are so bad at spelling, your editor asked you to just go ahead and drop the whole thing.
Ugly Roasts:
1. You are so ugly your sweat runs down the back of your head to avoid your face.
2. When you are so ugly, the one thing that your parents do. They regret doing it.
3. You have a very unique and specific look, and very few people have it! Wow, you are a professional in being hideous!
5. You are so ugly, your nose is prettier than your eyebrows.
4. You are so ugly, a non-flammable oil burnt itself.
5. You are so ugly, your molars are smaller than your ears.
6. You are so ugly, Scaramouche stops doing the Fandango.
7. You are so ugly, even the rats avoid you.
Salty People Roasts:
1. You look like a tuna who just have to live in freshwater because not even saltwater is saltier than you.
2. You are the chef whose main seasoning is salt.
3. When people first saw you, I bet you were all "Cods" until they saw a better opportunity to switch to freshwater
4. You are so salty, Thaumatin turns Don Juan Pond after you touched it.
5. You are so salty, that's why people called you translucent pure white crystal.
Sweet People Roasts:
1. Your breath smells like bubble gum and your cheeks are like a Slurpee machine.
2. You are so sweet, you could be a diabetic candy bar.
3. Your intentions are so innocent, you could be a toddler taking a dump in the sandbox.
4. You smile so genuinely, you could be a plastic surgeon on a quest to give people the American Dream.
5. Your laugh is so contagious, if you even make the slightest peep, the entire restaurant is going to be in on the joke.
5. You are so sweet, you decide that the answer to everything is "Romeo and Juliet".
Strange People Roasts:
1. You talk with an odd accent like an uneducated tourist, except the words you choose to use are actually educated.
2. You walk into a burning building, but your brain is so hard-wired to show you're not in danger, you just stand there like a dumb cookie, and get roasted.
3. You are so strange, you have the appearance of a bizarre, cross-eyed, homeless person.
4. You are just so stupid, you remind me of a person I went to school with named Jeff that used to say weird things and do weird things, and that's why he was never hired to do anything, except maybe cut the grass. one time.
Gothic People Roasts:
1. You are so gothic, your skull proudly displays a wolf's head tattoo.
2. You like to walk around town holding a sign which says "Death is but the beginning of the end."
3. You are so emo, you tend to blend in with the shadows.
4. You are so emo, you have a fondness for black clothing and black accessories.
5. You are so gothic, you've become a self-proclaimed Satanist.
6. You are so gothic, you have an iron maiden and called it a wife doll.
7. You are so emo, you have a "Life Back" slogan t-shirt.
8. You are so emo, you have a "Twisted Cross" tattoo on your forehead.
Cowardly People Roasts:
1. You are such a coward, you have to hit yourself upside the head to feel any kind of excitement.
2. You are so chicken-livered, you could be the coward of all cowards.
3. You are such a coward, people walk around in front of you for protection.
4. You have the physical appearance of a yellow chick that was hatched yesterday when walking downtown.
Angry People Roasts:
1. You are so angry, you have a perpetual frown, even when you're not thinking about anything in particular.
2. You are so angry all the time, you are turning into a hollowed-out rock.
3. You are so angry, you are eating raw meat out of a can.
4. You are so angry, you look like you got hit by a large cheese grater.
5. You are so rude, you have an unnatural attachment to your middle finger.
6. You are so angry, you think the most irritating noise in the world is the sound of your own voice.
7. You are so angry, you have sworn to get revenge on the world in a way that's worse than death.
8. You are so angry, you have a large burlap sack for a coat.
9. You are so angry, you keep a human skull in your office for inspiration.
10. You are so angry, you are eating a bowl of broken glass for food.
11. You are so angry, you are standing on your desk and howling into the moon.
12. You are so angry, you are standing on a street corner and honking your car horn in a no-stop-signal red.
Boring People Roasts:
1. Your favourite colour is not even pink, it's brown.
2. Your idea of a fun time is reading the same five books over and over again.
3. Your job is to sit alone and stare into space for eight hours a day.
4. You are so boring, you have perfected the art of sleeping through anything.
5. You are so boring, you have to go to the cinema just to break the monotony
Lazy People Roasts:
1. You are so lazy, you have perfected the art of sleeping through anything.
2. You are so lazy, you are thinking of quitting your job so you can play Super Mario Bros. all day long.
3. You are so lazy, you take the scenic route to work and get off at the "View All Hours" sign.
4. You are so lazy, you think the earth was created six thousand years ago.
5. You are so lazy, you keep your oven on "Bake" and your car on "Ice" all the time.
6. You are so lazy, you put your dishes in the dishwasher when you do the laundry.
7. You are so lazy, you think that "Couch Potato" is a funny name for a human being.
8. You are so lazy, you think that "Reptilian" is a fun way to describe yourself.
9. You are so lazy, you googled the time of day and it said that today was "Saturday".
10. You are so lazy, you have to be spoon-fed.
Fat People Roasts:
1. You are so fat, people stop to think that you are a buffet.
2. You are so fat, you look like a whale's belly.
3. You are so fat, you couldn't find your testicles with both hands.
4. You are so fat, you can't see over the steering wheel.
Stupid People Roasts:
1. You are so stupid, you think the "Sun" is a light on the roof of a giant pizza oven.
2. You are so stupid when you tried to count 123 you sang the ABC's song.
3. You are so stupid, you have to walk up to ten flights of stairs to your apartment just to get to your front door.
4. You are so stupid, you give the book to one of your roommates and claim it was "borrowed".
5. You are so stupid, you think that "Sensei" is a cute name for a teacher.
6. You are so stupid, you think that your career is going well when in reality it is going horribly.
7. You are so stupid, you have to go to the Emergency Room to get treatment for your stupidity.
8. You are so stupid, you have to go to the circus to learn how to not be stupid
9. You are so stupid, you googled the meaning of life and googled "Googling the meaning of life is a very bad idea"
5. You are so dumb, you fell for the biggest practical joke ever.6.
You are so dumb, you can't even spell dumb.
Short People Roasts:
1. You look like you are growing but in reverse.
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