Bad Dad Jokes Ideas.

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1. How did the sausage get on the moon? Sausage people!

2. How do the Japanese say "amen"? R-amen!

3. What do you call cheese that isn't cheese? A cheese fruit!

4. How does a violin say "hello"? Cello!

5. What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Grinch? Both are equally fictional.

6. Which fast food does old McDonald go to? McDonald's!

7. What do you call a fire that works? Fireworks!

8. How does the banjo say "hello" in French? Banjo-ur.

9. What do you call a horse with a sore throat? A hoarse.

10. What happens when a pregnant lady eats cake? A baby with a little piece of cake.
























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