Syameise: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Whitty does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Updike: If Whitty were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Whitty jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Syameise: You jump off a cliff!
Updike: Gladly. Provided Whitty did first
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Syameise: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Whitty: Alright.
Syameise: TraitorSayWhat?
Updike: Excuse me?
Syameise: What?
Whitty:
Syameise:
Syameise: No wait-
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(The squad is having dinner together)
Syameise: Whitty, can you pass the salt?
Whitty: (Throws Updike across the table)
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Syameise: What time is it?
Whitty: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Whitty: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)
Updike: WHO THE F*** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Whitty: It's 2 am
~~~
Syameise: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Updike: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Whitty: Smad.
~~~
Syameise: I know you snuck out last night, Whitty.
Updike: Play dumb!
Whitty: Who's Whitty?
Updike: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
~~~
Syameise: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Whitty: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Syameise: Yes!
Updike: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
~~~
Syameise, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Whitty, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Updike: what the f*** are you guys doing?
Syameise: playing systemic oppression
~~~
Syameise: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Whitty: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Updike: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Whitty: Good thinking.
~~~
(NOW FOR JUST UPDIKE AND SY-)
Syameise: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
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PoviedkyIf you're reading this, you're either here because of my Whitty book or you just found this. By the way, I might add some other characters! Ya never know! ;w; Requests are open! Started: July 4 Ended: Ongoing! motivation go brrr
