Ramdom things to say

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Soz it took me long, school got in the way, plus homework.

i'm also running low on ideas.

but on with the fun.

Here are some random things to say/ ask/ do when in public or at on the streets or just hanging out with friends.

I hope you like it.

These are very random.

I think their weird, so feel free to skip this chap.

Please feel free to give me ideas.

But please remember:

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Do these in public

1) I need to go toilet. (Really loud in public)

2) my invention actually worked. I'm back in time. Wow.

3) Go to mcdonalds and ask for a sad meal.

4) Stand in front of a chinese resturant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"

5) Go to pizza hut, call up dominos and ask them to deliver a pizza to you at pizza hut.

6) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".

7) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.

8) On a really hot day walk outside in ski gear and yell 'whats wrong with you !

9) go up to a stranger and ask "Are you my mommy?"

10) cosplay as someone and go to the park. When people walk by say, would you like my autograph.

11) my mommy said I was special.

12) cows are my friends.

13) lumber bummer (not a clue what it means)

14) ducks are my friends

15) I wish Voldimort was my dad

16) Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Monkeys taste nice,

And so do you.

17) I saw a pig fly yesterday.

18) I look like this because my mum has no nose and my dad is bold.

19) I'm a vampire but I get called lamp ire.

20) I stalked a boy and and I liked it,

Even though I got beaten up badly.

21) kerwiz. In the night garden. Telletubies. Godly locks.

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Yeah very random.

Hope u liked it.

Like I said, I'm running low on inspiration.

Feel free to give me ideas.

But please

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