Drunk timekeeper scenarios cause I'm bored ✨🍻🍷🥃

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Random news reporter: "Miss director! Miss director! What do you wanna tell your assistant Cappuccino cookie right now?"

Drunk timekeeper: "whassup baby? take me out to dinner? ~"

Random news reporter: "AY YO-"

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Drunk Timekeeper: *Walks into Cappuccino's home"

Cappuccino: "Timekeeper... look at how drunk you are!" D:

Drunk Timekeeper: "I'm not drunk.."

Cappuccino: "are you sure?" D:

Drunk Timekeeper: "I am..not fucking drunk"

Cappuccino: "Can you tell the time?" -3-"

Drunk Timekeeper: *looks at the clock and looks back at her* "yes" *turns around and looks at the clock again* "I AM NOT..Fucking drunk"

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Drunk Timekeeper: "Cappuccino!"

Also Drunk Timekeeper: *Almost falls down stairs with her drink*

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