The group was laughing as the made their way to a river, but they stopped to see a rough current in the river.
Kat: How are we gonna cross this? [They all hear someone crying] Huh?
Steven Magnet: [Sobbing] What a world, what a world!
Crystal: Excuse me, sir. Why are you crying?
Steven Magnet: Well, I don't know. I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke just whisked past me and tore half of my beloved mustache clean off, [Points at his now torn mustache] and now I look simply horrid. [He starts crying again, splashing the group with water, making them all wet]
Pico: Oh, give me a break.
Ruv: That's what all the fuss is about?
Sarvente: Why, of course it is. How can you be so insensitive? [She walks up to Steve Magnet] Oh, just look at him. Such lovely luminescent scales.
Steven Magnet: [Sniffs] I know.
Sarvente: And your expertly coiffed mane.
Steven Magnet: [Runs his hands through his mane] Oh, I know, I know.
Sarvente: Your fabulous manicure.
Steven Magnet: [Gasps] It's so true!
Sarvente: All ruined without your beautiful mustache.
Steven Magnet: It's true, I'm hideous!
Sarvente: I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected. [She takes off one of Steven Magnet's quills]
Steven Magnet: [Yelps] What did you do that for?
Crystal: Sarv, what are you- [Sarv cuts off some of her nun cap, shocking everyone]
Steven Magnet: [Moans as he saw what Sarv did, adn Sarv uses her magic to levitate the part she cut off onto Steven's face] Oh-hohohoho! My mustache. How wonderful.
Sarvente: You look smashing.
Crystal: [Looks at Sarv's now cut off part of her nun cap] Oh, Sarv, your beautiful cap...
Sarvente: Oh. It's fine, my dear. Caps like this are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back. [Crystal smiled at the response]
Pico: [To Crystal] So would the mustache.
Crystal: [Sees that the river was calm] We can cross now. Let's go. [She walks through the water, but Steven Magnet picks her up] Ah!
Steven Magnet: Allow me. [The group walk across the bridge that Steven Magnet created]
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Friendship Is Magic (Sonic and FNF)
FanfictionA pink cat named Crystal, a student of Princess Sunshine, the ruler of the magical land of Mobius. The princess gives Crystal the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a bee named Charmy, to Station Square. There, they m...
