The Prank Caller Is An Idol!? ⚊ Enhypen Sunoo Text AU [ #2 ]

13 📞 help from potato

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Bold - Sunoo

Italic - You

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"Y/N, help me!"

"What? I'm on a date, Sunwoo"

"I need help. Someone is following me"

"For real? Wait.. Are you running?"

"I had to run to get out of that store. You see, I'm quite famous and a fan saw me in there.. I'm serious!"

"And you felt the need to call me because...?"

"Isn't it obvious? I need help. I don't know how. Just do anything. I'm on the bus stop now and she's still following me"

"So I take it that you're being stalked by a creep, not a fan?"

"What are you doing? I need help, not your sarcasm. And for one thing, she's older than me and bigger than my hyungs. She's smiling like there's a plan in her mind"

"Get rid of her then. Leave the body to me"

"This is not the time to joke around!"

"Exactly.. Well, I already have a plan in mind, don't worry"

"What is it?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Would I call you if I didn't?"

"Find an escape route. Like a crowded place in the sidewalk or another store with a back door"

"I'm already on the sidewalk and the people in front of me had already climbed in a bus. I'm on the open!"

"Okay... Plan B. Put your phone on speaker once she was near and I'll shout anything to make her go away"

"What? Oh... she's so close now to me.. Running"

"Quick.. act shock and just try to pretend you could understand the language I would be speaking of!"

".... okay?"

"...."

"Do it now"

"Oi, diyos ko! Tigilan mo na yung bata kung sino ka man babae ka! Nakakahiya ka sa lahi ng mga kababaihan. Anong gagawin mo sa batang yan? Humayo ka at magpakarami sa ibang lugar!"

"....."

"Langya.. Muka akong tanga dito sa totoo lang. Ano ba yan, Sunwoo? Ano pinapagawa mo sakin?"

"It worked.. oh my god! She must thought you're my mom or something because she left me immediately"

"Oh goodness.. thank you. That was tagalog by the way. My second language. But she didn't understand, and that's what matters"

"Do you know how hard it was to stop myself from laughing? She really believes who I'm talking about is scolding her. And for that, I owe you one, Y/N!"

"Ooh.. I'm going tommorow for an ice cream. Could you maybe pay for one pint of matcha for me?"

"Not if I see you first"

"Don't push your luck, cupcake. You kind of ruin the mood here in my date"

"So where did you learn Tagalog?"

"Hey, I need to go. Daehyun is frowning now. I'll call you another time"

"But -"

"Paalam, pogi!"

[ beeps ]

"Is she a half-filipina?"

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Translation of the tagalog words to english:

"Oi, my god! Stop stalking the boy whoever you are, woman! You are a shame to the race of women. What are you going to do with that boy? Go and multiply elsewhere!"

"Langya.. I look like a fool here really. What is that, Sunwoo? What are you making me do?"

"Goodbye handsome"

In case some of you wasn't a filo engene.