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A/N: 28 people already is Kazuscara nation that desperate :ehe:

Kazu: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Scara: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Kazu: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Scara: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything. (A kleptomaniac is a person who steals without thinking i guess )

MOREE

Kazu: Fuck you.
Scara: No u.
Kazu: I'm down.
Scara: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Kazu: I AM NOT 2!

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Scara: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Kazu: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Scara: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Kazu: Is it working?

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