"Imma just rest a little in this small forest, just 5 minutes...."
5 minutes later
"Bro wake up"
"wh-what"
I'm awake *woke* But- something feels a lil different but i can't put my finger on it
"I'm gonna sleep for five minutes my ass, BITCH IT'S BEEN 5,OOO YEARS"
"WAIT WHAT-"
My hair is fucking long it's dragging on the floor
The person talking to me.. Is a damn Tree
"WHO TAUGHT A FCKING TREE HOW TO SWEAR"
"You were swearing in your sleep"
"oh"
"Well I'm lEaViNg have fun, bitch"
"You look like the ashes of Signora- I mean a dumpster fire, there is literal moss growing on your head your bound to fall sick"
"And your point *IS*?"
" knock yourself out sport"
*later*
I've been walking for ages when will this mistake of a plot continue *sigh*
"WHAT THE FUCK"
I'm hearing laughing and somebody else swearing
???:"Wow you suck at rhythm games Gorou"
"Yeah well you can suck on deez nuts"
* a bunch of people come out of nowhere *
the people: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAJOR BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The hospital people arrive
"We came here because we heard some kid just got a.. MAJORR BURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
~the end~
*Insert credits*
I'm so good at writing and taking things seriously for once
Plot twist: I was the tree.
ok fine
"Wow your hair is so messy and long" :0
"JUST HURRY UP AND CUT IT"
"BUT THAT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE THO~"
"stfu and cut it"
"Listen, I'll just-"
Kazuha cuts scaracoochie's hair just barely at least it doesn't drag on the floor
"There-! All better"
"I guess it's okay"
"Ok but, for the love of god PLEASE GO SHOWER in holy water'
"bruh-"
*one exorcism later*
"ok I'm done"
"cute"
"ikr"
[one horrible time-skip later]
They are very on a random persons roof
"And that's how i accidently Kidnapped a Russian spy"
"I- well then...."
"I lovve youu"
"who doesn't"
"ur mom"
"Kazuha.-"
*the actual end*
evil wattpad be like: Wattpad- where stories die
YOU ARE READING
Kazuscara oneshots (DISCUMTINUED🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯💀💀💪🏾👹👹😭😭😭)
Fanfictioni used to take this book seriously but i discontinued it and now i shit post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
