Scara: Is something burning? Kazu, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Scara: Kazu, the toaster is literally on fire.
Scara: I feel like doing something stupid. Kazu: I'm stupid, do me.
Kazu: Scara is playing hard to get. Kazu: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Kazu: I like your new pants! Scara: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kazu: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Scara: The store can't just give away clothes for free. Kazu: That's... not what I meant. Scara: That's a terrible way to run a business, Kazu.
Scara: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Kazu: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Scara: That one. I want that one.
Kazu: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Scara: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Kazu: Holy moly-
Scara: Go fuck yourself. Kazu, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Kazu: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Scara: Nope, there's 26. Kazu: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Scara: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Kazu: You'll get the D later ;).
(I'll let ya'll figure this one out)
Scara: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Kazu: I wrote you a poem. Scara, already crying:You did?
Scara: Well, Kazu and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Scara: That's right... We kissed!
Scara: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things. Kazu: Hi, I'm "things".
Kazu: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Scara is? Because Scara is a straight(gay) up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
(I'm crying)
Scara: That was so hot, Kazu. Kazu: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Scara: I'm so in love with you.
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This is so amazingly beautiful
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A/N: I'm so in love with the most insanely amazing person and we have been dating for a few months now
