Scara: We both look very handsome tonight.
Kazu: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Scara: I couldn't take that chance.
another
Kazu: You're not jealous, are you?
Scara: No!
Kazu: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
i cried at this one
Kazu: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Scara: The dishes.
Kazu: Wh-
Scara: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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Scara: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Kazu: Aww-
Scara: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
OK this was really funny-
Scara: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Kazu: Wow. They sound stupid.
Scara: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Kazu: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Scara: I guess you're right. Hey Kazu, I love you.
Kazu: See! Just say that!
Scara: Holy fucking shit.
Kazu: If that flies over their head then, sorry Scara, but they're too dumb for you.
Scara: Kazu.
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Gorou: I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Yoimiya: Strong
Thoma: Weak
Kokomi: An idiot is what you are
aight that's two chapters in a day i'm done
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Kazuscara oneshots (DISCUMTINUED🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯💀💀💪🏾👹👹😭😭😭)
Fanfictioni used to take this book seriously but i discontinued it and now i shit post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
