yes you heard the title right
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Scaracoochie is busy minding his own business like a normal person right?
wrong he's writing gay mlp inflation rainbowdash x pinkie pie fanfiction just like he does every single fucking night motherfucker stays up till 6 fucking am when he has to get up and go to school at 7:30.
He does it
every.
single.
night.
while kazussy is worried about this gay pride flag looking ass he stays up and does the most degenerate thing known to man
But scaramouche's crimes against everyone's braincells would soon come to an end
It's afterschool at 4:20pm and scaramouche's stupid head is filled with new ideas for his 60 chapter rainbowdash x pinkie pie gay inflation fanfic (61 chapters as of yesterday)
Kazuha's friend usually picks him up but he's running later than usual so he decides to check on scaradouche who is always cooped up in the classroom alone afterschool
scaramouche is facing a corner huddled up staring at his phone with a sinister smile as he giggles and types away on his phone
Kazuha sneaks up behind him and swipes his phone
"HAII SCARACOOCHE whatre you doing with your phone?? u seem to be enjoying urself"
"KAZUHA WHAT THE FUCK U PERIOD BLOOD HEADED PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK U FAGGOT"
"oh my god calm down hot topic looking ass let me what ur doing"
kazuha looks down on scarapussies phone and he felt his soul leave his body
he felt like he just went through all five stages of grief 69 times
he couldnt even feel his smile fade it just went down in an instant
"k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kazuha... uhmm omg oh my god ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE..."
"scaramouche.."
kazuha calls out his name but there was no reply
"scaramouche"
"..."
"SCARAMOUCHE"
"WHAT?????"
"scaramouche...
WHAT ON GODS GREEN EARTH IS THIS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS WHAT KIND TRAUMA DID YOU HAVE IN YOUR CHILD HOOD TO DO THIS YOURE MENTALLY DERANGED YOU DESERVE TO BE LOCKED UP IN PSYCHIC WARD WHATT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I CANT EVEN BELIVE YOU I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR UGLY FUCKIGN ASS WITH THOSE UGLY ASS BAGS UNDER UR EYES THAT LOOK LIKE THE WEIGHT MORE THAN A 90000 LBS TRUCK I CANT BELIVE YOU'RE MENTALLY FUCCKED UP AND YOU NEED TO SEE A THERAPIST THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER ABANDONED YOU"
okay kazuha didn't actually say that if he said all scaramouche would never talk to him again not that he would care but because of this monstrosity scaramouche made kazuha thinks he doesnt deserve to live anymr tbh
"kazuha???? uhmmm r u okie?? lolol"
"yeah im fine i think my friend is here im gonna go lol"
"okay bai babe owo"
"bye"
5pm
Kazuha was in the kitchen making some weird type of shit it definitely wasn't food
he was just about finishing up when he heard a discord notification from his phone
he glances over at it and sees that it's
...scaramouche.
Alphawolf42069
HAII KAZUHA
Cavetownlistener
Hai scaraaa
Alphawolf42069
i wuz wondering if u were up for some
yk
gay sex tonight lol uwu
(what the actual fuck am i writing)
Cavetownlistener
err
alright sure
Alphawolf42069
Yayy
same time tonight?
Cavetownlistener
alr
uhh i gtg im kinda busy
Alphawolf42069
awh bai :((((
Cavetownlistener
ttyl? (this means talk to you later)
Alphawolf42069
alr!!
Kazuha turns off his
"this is the perfect opportunity."
"Scaramouche won't believe what's entering his anus tonight"
Kazuha begins laugh manically
1:30am
scaramouche hears a knock on the door at 1:30am
"hmm earliar than usual"
kazuha enters his house with the most neutral face ever acting like he isnt about bang someone
"ahh kazuha ur kinda early lol"
"ermm yeah"
"r u okay you've been acting odd"
"no im fine"
kazuha had a bag with him which isnt usual he would usually bring snacks for him and scara to feast on incase scara doesnt pass out from being penetrated in the asshole by kazuha big wide dick
"do u want to start right away or??"
"yeah id like that kazussy"
(uhh idk how to write smut so lets jsut skip to the part that uhmm yeah)
kazuhaa decides to blindfold scara this time theyve never tried that b4
after all the pre-fucking sex bullshit kazuha skips right to the part where he has to put his "dick" into scaras asshole no anal fingering or anything damn whys kazuha in such a rush today
scara waits impatiently for kazuhas meat sack to penetrate where out of no where some weird metallic object is being injected into his asshole
before he can even ask what the fuck kazuha is doing
he is blown up into smithereens
kazuha's work is done he gets up and puts on his clothes and right before he leaves he says;
"I hope you liked your anal pipebombing wierdo"
and he leaves through the front door and goes back to his house
the end
why did i write this? lmfao
sorry for the slur it jsut happened
also if u think their fucking as minors no theyre in adult school because they are dumbasses and skipped class the whole time so they have to repeat 10th-12th grade in highschool
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictioni used to take this book seriously but i discontinued it and now i shit post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
