Kazuscara oneshots (DISCUMTINUED🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯💀💀💪🏾👹👹😭😭😭)

This book's worst chapter

I think i should just make it clear that all of these will have long haired Scara 

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Scara POV:

I'm gonna be late oh no-

I overslept because i was rearranging my vocaloid figurines at 3am and figuring out which ones to sell 

Oh god now Mona is going to make me clean toilets again-

It's all HIS fault

[insert sponge bob narrator voice] flash back

"Kazuha get off me"

"Nooo you look so comfy"

"I am not a pillow"

"Yeahh you're MY pillow"

He squeezes in a little tighter 

"GAH GET OFF ME"

"nuuuu"

"can you at least choose a less concerning position to cuddle me-"

"I have no idea what you mean"

"Your hands are squeezing my crotch and your face is on my ass"

"your making it sound so wrong Kuni"

"THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS WRONG"

That Idiot he shall pay when i get back

I work a 4pm to 5pm coffee shop shift it's very tasking *sigh* I hate my Job i only work on weekends and after school, my school has a 5pm curfew so yeah

I'm surprised Mona hasn't blown up my phone with messages screaming at me

I FINALLY arrive there and threw on my apron but no one is there?

"I'M SORRY I'M LATE-"

"What the fuck are you doing here"

"There's work today? uh"

"Didn't you here idiot work got canceled"

"why?"

"Because Author needs a reason for you to stay home now leave"

I took off my apron and left and to think i thought it would be another gruesome day *sigh*

After a few minutes of walking i heard a ping from my phone

"Kazuwu

Hey hoOoOo i wantad to tel you dat uhv there was a notefication on ur phone abt ur job idk i deleted it cuz u were to busy with it don't kill me soorrry ;D"

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I'm gonna kill this man when i get back

Kunikuzushi