harrystyles: Tell me why I woke up with your name in sharpie on my shoulder this morning
louist91: whaaaaaaaat
louist91: I truly have NO CLUE how that could've happened
louist91: maybe it's one of those soulmate mark things. lemme see if I've got one anywhere
harrystyles: You can give up the act, Lou, Niall broke as soon as I asked
louist91: FUCK
louist91: TRAITOR
louist91: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MYSTERY
harrystyles: It wasn't very mysterious in the first place
louist91: okay look I had to do SOMETHING to keep me entertained, I'm going insane in this house. the girls are still in school, and I can't go meet up with friends because they're all gone for the summer, so I'm just alone in the house
harrystyles: Play a board game instead of bribing Niall to write your name on me????
louist91: nah that's no fun
louist91: I bet you look cute with it. my name happens to be a wonderful accessory
harrystyles: Oh yeah, I'm sure it is
harrystyles: It's a real statement piece, it pokes above the collar of all my shirts
louist91: wonderful ! all the better to show it off !
harrystyles: It's going to make people think I have a secret boyfriend or some shit, so that'll be interesting
louist91: OOOOH WHAT IF YOU DID
louist91: THAT WOULD BE SO FUN
louist91: YOU JUST SHOW UP ONE DAY WITH SOME GUY AND YOURE LIKE "HEY GUYS THIS IS MY SUPER SEXY BOYFRIEND WE'RE IN LOVE"
harrystyles: Absolutely not
louist91: oh come on it would be funnnnn
louist91: WAIT
louist91: I COULD BE YOUR PRETEND SECRET BOYFRIEND
harrystyles: You are not going to be my pretend secret boyfriend
louist91: WHY NOT
harrystyles: Even if I DID have a boyfriend, he wouldn't be secret. I don't like secret relationships
louist91: fair enough
louist91: but maybe I'm not actually secret. maybe they just don't pay enough attention.
harrystyles: ...Louis.
louist91: ugh fine be BORING
harrystyles: I will have a great time being boring, thank you very much
harrystyles: Now excuse me while I get ready to go to school and deny rumors of me having a secret boyfriend
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FanfictionLouis is 20 years old to Harry's 18. Louis mistakenly messages Harry on Instagram, and they quickly form a connection over being complete idiots. • • • louist91: you're Harry Sawyer, right? harrystyles: ...no. harrystyles: It literally says my last...
