3 times a charm

Latex?

(Waima POV)

After spending some quality time with Carmen, which consisted of her apologising every 2 minutes, I came home to a sight I wish I hadn't "Dude! What the fuck?!" I gag as I turn from my naked brother and Jeffery fucking on the couch "You've got a room to do that!"

"What are you doing here?" He growls at me as I can hear shuffling

"I live here limp-dick" I snide at him "Why were you fucking on the couch? Where is everybody?"

"Mum and Dad went to the shops, Grandma is at a club with her new vampire friends, and Tui is at Sarah's" He answers

"Are you dressed yet?"

"Yes"

I turn around and see the both of them wearing shorts and not much else "Mums going freak when she finds out you had sex on her 11 thousand dollar leather couch" I tell him

"I was going to clean it after" He groans

"You better! I'm not taking the blame for this shit"

"What the hell is your problem?"

"I sit there!"

"I said I was gonna clean it!" He snaps

"We're home!" Dad calls out from the garage

I look at Jay-Jay with wide eyes and book it to my room. There was no way in hell I was staying around for that shit-show

He was trying to push me away from the stairs to climb them, but I pushed him back and ran as fast as I could

It only took a few minutes before I heard "YOU HAD SEX ON MY COUCH?!" From Mum

I start laughing as I lay on my bed and turn my TV on. Luckily the guest rooms have TV's or I'd be freaking bored or worse....I'd have to spend time with the family

Half-way through season 2 of 'Mr Inbetween' a flash of blue appears infront of me and then a 8ft Yeti, stands at the end of my bed "The fuck!" I gasp. Sitting up straight. It looks at me and huffs while looking around my room "Uh....hello?" The medium length white fur and blue eyes with blue lips man, stare at me. He had ram like horns protruding out the sides of his head along with a serious under-bite

"Where I am?" It asks in a deep gravelly voice

"Uh....my room?" I frown

"Where I am?" It asks a little louder

"My room" I say a little clearer "Um....Greensboro in Vanguard"

"Why I am?" He growls, I little to hostile for my taste

"I don't know" I say confused "I didn't bring you here"

"Home I am?"

"Fuck no! You don't belong here"

"Home you take?"

"I have no idea what that means"

"Home you take! Now!" He growls and starts walking towards me