Nickel: I win! I win the world! I'm gonna touch the world-
Balloon: You did not win.
Nickel: I won! I voted Joe, and I won the God damn election! Like- what do we have to say here?
Balloon: You don't know that Joe stole the election.
Nickel: I know Joe won! He's in the office! He's sitting in the Oval Office!
Balloon: Joe-
Nickel: I don't care what you think, little man, but guess who's in the office now?
Balloon: Don't you know that Jeb was the real winner the whole time?!
Nickel: Jeb???
Cabby: Excuse me, do any of you have V-Bucks? I'm looking for V-Bucks, all of the V-Bucks! They have V-Bucks, I'm sure of it! Look at them, they look like Fortnite players!
Goo: This is... uh... so not bussin'.
Nickel: I don't have any V-Bucks, and I don't know what this bitch is saying, but Joe won, and he's my hoe! I'm a hoe for Joe! I don't know what to say otherwise! I'm an- I'm a dragon, I'm ready to roar, and I'm ready to soar in the sky with you! *incomprehensible noise*
Balloon: *crumples up sheet* I hate paper.
Nickel: I- you- you're crumpling the paper now! You hate the environment too?!
Balloon: I am accepting that I'm not actually a centrist! I just really love Jeb, so much! He was the real victor in my heart, and I just don't approve of anyone else! I clapped! I clapped! When he said please clap, I clapped, and no one else did!
Everyone: ...
Nickel: ...What?! You clapped when he said to clap??!
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FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
