(More fankids because why not. For anyone who doesn't know, Bubble Light (she/star) is my Poly Bright Lights fan kid and Sugarplum is her best friend.)
Test Tube: If you're doing an experiment, make sure a parent or guardian is present, because what comes first in science?
Sugarplum: Um... the guy?
Test Tube: ...The guy?
Sugarplum: Yeah, my... my older sister said, like, the guy always comes first.
Test Tube: Oh my God, NO! NO! That's not what that means! The guy does not come first here!
Bubble Light: The girl comes first?
Sugarplum: No, my sister said the girl never comes.
Test Tube: It's SAFETY! SAFETY COMES FIRST! That was an awful conversation we just had!
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FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
