Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!!
And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims.
This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If...
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Babu : *on the phone* Tereko maine kitni baar bola laal wala nahi hara wala leneka hai?! Tu phir bhi vahi leke aaya?!
...??? : Sorry, Babu bhaiya.
Babu : Sorry? Sorry?! Rakh! Rakh teri maa ki! Rakh! *ends call*
Babu ko chillate hue dekhke dur se Tehrim Soumya se kehti hai.
Tehrim : Roz yeh kisina kisi pe chillate hue hi ghar wapas aate hai.
Soumya : Inka kuch nahi ho sakta.
Apne pati ke chillane ki awaaz sunke Suraiya Begum kitchen se aati hai.
Suraiya : Kitni baar aapse bola hai itna chillaya mat karo, BP badh jayega! Lekin aap ho ki sunte hi nahi!
Babu : Vo Kundan agar thik se saman nahi layega toh ghussa toh ayega hi na!
Suraiya : Aap bag mujhe do aur jaldi se nahake aao!
Babu apna bag deke nahane chala jata hai.
Suraiya : Thak gayi hoon main inn sabko sambhalte sambhalte!
Zaina : Ammi, abbu ke chakkar mein apna BP mat badhao.
Farida : Thik keh rahi hai meri bacchi! Bahu, tumhare sasur ko na main apne mutthi mein rakhti thi!
Later that day....
Babu living room mein kisise phone pe baat kar raha hai.
Babu : *on the phone* Haha... Kya baat kar raha hai? America se?!
Twinkle aur Anushka living room se ghuzar rahe the. Vo apne abbu ko dekhke bolte hai.
Anushka : Agar itna khush hoke baat kar rahe hai toh zarur ya toh majhra paiso ka hai, nahi toh kisiki shadi ka.
Twinkle : Yeh toh abhi insta pe upload karna padega!
Twinkle apna phone nikalke Babu ki video banati hai.
Babu : Chal kal hi milte hai! Agar bacche bhi ek dusre ko pasand karle toh shadi ki baat aage badhate hai.... Thik hai. Allah hafiz.
Anushka : Kisse baat kar rahe the, abbu?
Babu : Mere barso purane dost, Aman se. Kafi saalon baad baat ki hai. Yushma! Eee Yushma! Amma! Yushma ki maa!
Vo ek ek karke sabko bahar bulate hai. Sab apne room se bahar aati hai.
Yushma : Ji, abbu?
Babu : Yaad hai, mera bachpan ka dost, Aman? Bachpan mein uske beto ke sath khelte the tum sab?
Yushma : Nahi.
Babu : *angry* Yaad nahi hai toh apne bachpan ka album kholke dekh lena! *smile* Uska beta aaya hai America se. NRI hai NRI! Uske liye Aman ladki dhund raha hai.
Zaina : Kyu? America mein kam wali bai nahi milti?
Babu : *angry* Shadi ke liye! Toh Aman ko uske bete ke liye humari Yushma pasand aayi hai. Vo kal milna chahta hai. Bohot accha ladka hai. Toh kya kehti hai?
Yushma ek bohot hi obedient aur sanskari beti hone ke nate bolti hai.
Yushma : Agar aap chahte hai, toh mujhe koi aitraaz nahi hai.
Farida : Beta, tu apne abbu ki baat mein aake haan mat bol! Tera mann kare toh hi haan bol!
Yushma : Nahi, dadi. Mujhe sach mein koi dikkat nahi hai.
Babu : Kal subah ready rehna. Hum sab jaldi niklenge.
The next day
Babu apne pure parivar ko leke apne dost ke ghar pohochta hai.
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Aman : Babu!!!
Babu : Aman!
Aman : Khala jaan, bhabi ji! Kaisi hai aap dono?
Farida : Alhamdulillah, thik hai.
Girls : Assalamualaikum.
Aman : Walaikum assalam! Bohot badi ho gayi hai teri betiyan! *points at Yushma* Tum Yushma ho, haina?
Yushma : Ji.
Aman : Wah wah wah wah! Kitni pyaari lag rahi hai! Salim! Dekho vo log aa gaye beta. Bahar aao!
Meanwhile,
In Salim's bedroom
Zayan : Oho! Bhai, lagta hai aaj Salim ko apni Anarkali mil hi jayegi!
Junaid : Anarkali ko dewaar mein chunwa diya gaya tha!
Zayan : Sorry, sorry! Anarkali nahi Juliet mil jayegi.
Naman : Juliet bhi mar gayi thi. Aur upar se vo 13 saal ki nibbi thi! Salim bhai ke liye hume nibbi nahi chahiye!
Zayan : Sorry...
Salim : Tum sab ke muh se acchi baatein kabhi nikalti hi nahi! Papa bula rahe hai, abh chale?
Sab chup chap apna sar hilate hai aur living room mein jaate hai.
Aman : Yeh hai mera beta, Salim.
Salim : Assalamualaikum.
Aman : Aur yeh mere baki ke bete, Naman, Yasir, Huzaif, Junaid, Taemoor aur Zayan. Salim, yeh hai Babu aur uski beti Yushma. Yushma fashion designing kar rahi hai. Aur Salim Google ka manager hai.
(Google ka manager zyada bol diya kya?)
Phir Babu aur Aman bohot der tak baat karte hai. Meanwhile, ladkiyan, Suraiya aur Farida nashta khate hai. phir Aman kehte hai.
Aman : Salim, beta, Yushma ko humara garden mein le jao aur ek dusre se baatein karo.
Salim aur Yushma khade hote hai aur phir Salim use garden mein le jata hai.
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A/N : I'm sorry for keeping you all waiting for so long but nobody was letting me take the phone even for a second. And I know the story is lame at first, but if you've read my ffs before then you know that my ffs are boring at first but then they get better.
And it's been a while since I've written. You know, my phone getting snatched and all. So I'll take time to get back in the flow. Pardon me if there are any mistakes or if I forgot to write something.
