Bhool Bhulaiya || Complete

Chapter 4

Yasir : Are you sure hume yaha yeh sab karna chahiye?

Junaid : Shh! Pol khulvaoge kya?

Yasir : Mujhe zabardasti mere bed se uthake le aya tu sirf yeh lucche stalker aashique wali harkate karne ke liye?!

Junaid : Nahi main luccha hoon aur nahi stalker hoon.

Yasir : Toh phir pure din Zaina ka chup chup ke picha karna, stalking nahi toh kya hai?

Junaid : Yasir bhai, mere pyaar ko stalking ka naam mat do. Mere pasli ki haddi hai vo!

Yasir : *facepalm* Yeh toh jail jayega hi jayega, mujhe bhi sath leke jayega! Bhai ki sali hai vo, agar tune koi gadbad kardi, toh bhai ki shadi toh rukegi hi rukegi, upar se hum jail jayenge vo alag!

Junaid : Do minute ke liye shanti rakho bas! Dekho, vo golgappe kha rahi hai.

Yasir : Toh jaa na, jake video banake YouTube pe upload karde.

Junaid : Chalo mere sath, usse baat karna hai. Aur uski behen ko aap thoda busy rakhlena.

Junaid zabardasti Yasir ka hath pakadke use le jata hai. Golgappe wale ke paas jake Junaid aise behave karta hai jaise usne Zaina ko dekha hi nahi.

Junaid : Bhaiya, do plate golgappe dena.

Zaina aur Hridia, Junaid aur Yasir ko notice karti hai.

Zaina : Aree Junaid ji, aap yaha?

Junaid : Oh, Zaina ji! Kya ittefaque hai! Aur Junaid ji mat bulaiye. Sirf Junaid hi kafi hai.

Zaina : Thik hai. *to golgappe wala* Bhaiya, tikha zyada dena! *to Junaid* Main toh mirchi ke bina kha hi nahi sakti.

Zaina ke dekha dekhi mein Junaid bhi bolta hai.

Junaid : Bhaiya, mujhe bhi mirchi zyada dena!

Yasir : Lekin Junaid tujhse toh ek chutki mirchi bhi sehen nahi hoti!

Zaina : Kya? Phir toh aapko itni mirchi nahi khani chahiye. Aap ka pet kharab ho jayega. Mujhe toh aadat hai tikha khane ki.

Junaid : Aree nahi nahi! Yasir bhai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai. Mujhe toh tikha bohot pasand hai.

Golgappe wala un sabko golgappe deta hai. Zaina toh bade aaram se kha leti hai, lekin Junaid ko kafi tikha lagta hai. Lekin vo Zaina ke samne vo nahi dikhata. Junaid 2-3 golgappe toh phir bhi kha leta hai, lekin uske baad uski buri haalat hone lagti hai.

Zaina : Junaid, aapki haalat kharab lag rahi hai. Aap thik toh hai na?

Junaid : Main thik hoon.

Zaina : Aapka pura chehra laal ho gaya hai. Aapke aankho se bhi aansu nikal rahe hai.

Yasir Junaid ke kaan mein bolta hai.

Yasir : Itna mat kha! Teri haalat bohot kharab ho gayi hai.

Zaina : Aap aur mat khaiye. Humara bhi ho gaya hai.

Junaid : Aap bolti hai toh nahi khata hoon.

Hridia Zaina ke kaan mein bolti hai.

Hridia : Zaina, chal jaldi yaha se nikalte hai. Mujhe yeh banda sahi nahi lagta. Junaid, abhi hum chalte hai. Hume na kuch zaruri kaam yaad aa gaya.

Hridia Zaina ka hath pakadke use vaha se le jati hai.

Later that day...

*groans and grunts coming from the bathroom*

Naman : Kiska pet kharab hua? Bathroom mein kaun hai?

Yasir : Junaid.

Naman : Use kya hua?

Yasir : Golgappe khaye usne, mirchi marke.

Taemoor : Aree re re re! Lekin vo toh yeh sab kabhi nahi khata. Aaj kya hua?

Yasir : Zaina se mila tha.

Taemoor : Oh...

Naman : Bhabi ki behen se milne ke sath golgappe ka kya connection hai?

Yasir : Rehne de. Time aane pe apne aap pata chal jayega.

Junaid : Ahhh..... *fart noises* Aaaaa....

Babu : Suno, sab log! Jaldi jaldi apna saman pack karlo.

Tehrim : Aap hum sabko ghar se nikal rahe hai?

Babu : Aee, dhobi! Hum sab gao jaa rahe hai.

Twinkle : Gao?! Vaha toh wifi bhi nahi hoga! Aur bohot unhygienic hoga!

Babu : Aman aur uske bete bhi jayenge. Yushma aur Salim ki shadi vahi hogi. Kyuki uss hi gao mein Aman aur main pale bade hai.

Suraiya : Acchi baat hai! Kitne saal ho gaye hai hume gao jaye hue. Aur vaha toh tumhare sare cousins bhi haina?!

Hridia : *excited* Kitne saalon baad hum unse milenege!

Sab gao jane ke liye excited hoke apne bag pack karne jate hai.

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A/N : I hate how shitty this chapter is. I promise the story will get better when we go to the gao.