Wedding seasons are here!!! And this 2022, I present you another Wedding ff!!!
And this is a Muslim ff. But I'm just gonna show the lifestyle I'm used to here as a Muslim. Not like the very religious Muslims.
This ff is gonna be very crackhead. If...
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Babu : Beta, tujhse ek zaruri baat karni hai.
Zaina santre khate hue jawab deti hai.
Zaina : Kya, abbu?
Babu : Beta, tujhe koi ladka pasand hai?
Zaina : Ladka?! Chi!!! Abbu, mujhe nahi pata aapne kaha kisse kya suna hai, lekin jo bhi suna hai galat suna hai. Main toh ladko ki taraf aankh uthake bhi nahi dekhti!
Babu : Phir toh badhiya hai. Main soch raha tha ki Yushma ke baad tere bhi hath peele karwa du.
Zaina : *chokes on Tangerine* Abbu! Maine kitni baat kaha hai yeh sab bakwaas baatein mere sath mat karo! Main 30 se pehle shadi nahi karungi!
Babu : Utne saalo mein sujhse koi shadi nahi karega! Aur ek bohot hi accha ladka mila hai! Tujhe bhi pasand aayega. Aur pata hai, vo mahar mein 10 crore tak dene ko tayar hai! Aur vo apni sari jaydaat bhi tere naam kar dene ko tayar hai!
Zaina : Oh! Toh aap 10 crore aur jaydaat ke liye mujhe bech rahe ho! *dramatic hindi serial actress mode on* Yahi din dekhna baki tha! Mere khudke abbu mujhe Chand paiso ke liye bech rahe hai!
Babu : Lekin Beta tujhe vo bohot pasand aayega! Vo bilkul tere type ka hai!
Zaina Babu ki koi aur baat bina sune vaha se uthke chali jati hai.
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Ghar mein already thode thode mehman aane shuru ho gaye hai. Chiragh Aisha ki help kar raha hai, bhale hi Aisha ne mana kiya tha. Mayra apne umar ki dusri baccho ke sath khel rahi hai. (Yes, it's aespa).
Zaina : Abbu ke sar pe abh meri shadi ka bukhar chadha hai. Pata nahi kis chomu ko pakadke layenge iss baar.
Yushma : Tension na le, mere liye bhi toh unhone ladka dhunda hai. Aur accha bhi toh hai mera wala. Tere liye bhi koi accha hi hoga.
Twinkle : Bura mat soch, be positive!
Zaina : Abbu ki baaton se lagta hai ki koi ameer buddha hai. Zarur Hero Alom jaisa dikhta hoga!
Tabhi phirse doorbell bajta hai aur Suraiya kholne jati hai. Aur darwaza kholke unhe bohot bada sadma lagta hai lekin vo kuch nahi bolti.
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Alom : Main jaanta hoon aap sab mujhe yaha dekhke bohot khush hue honge. Main jald hi Bollywood mein debut karne jaa raha hoon. Aur meri movie "Hero Alom : The Great" ke shooting ke liye mujhe aapka ghar bohot pasand aaya.
Aman : Lekin hume aap bilkul pasand nahi aaye.
Alom : Kya?!
Aman : Kuch nahi.
Alom : Yeh mere director hai. Aap inse paiso ki baat kar lijhiye.
Babu : Dekh, Alom, mere ghar pe meri badi beti ki shadi hai. Aur main nahi chahta teri wajah se uski shadi barbaad ho. Iss hi liye, apne director ko leke yaha se nikal jaa.
Phir Alom ki nazar Aisha pe padti hai. Vo jaldi chalke Aisha ke paas jata hai. Aisha use dekhke dar jati hai aur apna dupatta thik karti hai. Alom apne hath se photo frame banake Aisha ko dekhta hai.
Alom : Perfect! Kya aadayein hai! Tum meri agli picture ki heroine banne ke liye perfect ho! Yeh lo mera card. Call me. *wink*
Aisha : Sorry, lekin mujhe koi interest nahi hai aapki movie mein heroine banne mein.
Alom : Itni bhi jaldbazi mat karo. Thoda sochke phir mujhe batao.
Chiragh yeh sunke Alom aur Aisha ke beech mein khada ho jata hai.
Chiragh : Tum Aisha ji ko aise pareshan nahi kar sakte! Agar tumne ek aur baar unhe pareshan kiya, toh jail mein daal dunga.
Alom Chiragh ke peeche Aisha ko dekhke kehta hai.
Alom : Call me, baby! *flying kiss*
Mayra : Agar meri mumma ko pareshan kiya na, toh mere inspector uncle aapko hospital bhej denge!
Alom phir haveli se chala jata hai aur jane se pehle kehta hai.
Alom : Alom phir aayega!
Uske jane ke baad sab chain ki saans lete hai.
Babu : Amma, yeh Alom jaha jaha kadam rakha tha na, vaha vaha zam zam ka pani chidak do!
Farida : *nods* Hmm.
Phir Farida zam zam ka pani lane jati hai.
Chiragh : Aisha ji, aap thik hai?
Aisha : Haan. Thank you.
Chiragh : Chinta mat kijhiye, vo Alom dobara aapko pareshan nahi kar payega.
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A/N : Mera mood kafi accha hai kal se. Toh meri thodi tareef kardo. Aur mann kare toh thoda flirt bhi karlo mere sath.
