Right Resolutions, Wrong Number

Two Types of People

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unknown
ALICIA ALICIA ALICIA
I THINK I KNOW WHAT MY RESOLUTIONS ARE
new year new me
ok i can see u typing
but wait lemme complete
ok here it goes
1) no more love
2) not waste my twenties scrolling a random electric box
3) and maybe start watching DC especially batman?

unknown2
1) i'm not Alicia
2) have some chill
3) don't give up on love bcz of some arse
4) YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BATMAN????

unknown
1)sorry wrong number
2) hey that is me...i have ZERO chill
3) i just don't want to chase ppl who don't want me
4) HEY DON'T JUDGE A RANDOM STRANGER

unknown2
that explain the caps..

unknown
hey that's not nice
there are people who laaaaaaaaaaaaaarb screaming
and you can't express through text without caps 🤷‍♀️

unknown2
oof another spiderman fan

unknown
no i am not
i like wanda better
i just love that line
and also marisa tomei is just 👼🏼👼🏼

unknown2
you know she is almost 60 right??

unknown
wait
WAIT
NO WAYYYYYY
SHE ISSSSSS

unknown2
so
i know you are a girl
so what do u like to do?

unknown
dude its almost 2022 in a few hours
just because i have female genitila
doesn't mean i am a she/her

unknown2
oh sorry

unknown
what i know about you:
1) you are a guy
2) you are so easy to mess with

unknown2
WAIT WHAAAAAAT??

unknown
lol
but if it was who i had mistaken u for, they would have killed you by now

unknown2
ahh

unknown
welp its 2022 in
3

unknown2
2

unknown
1
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

unknown2
happy new year

unknown
...
wtf?

unknown2
there are 2 types of people.....

A/N- HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!