Right Resolutions, Wrong Number

The Wedding Ceremony of Sarah Gates and Zendaya Coleman

ass bro
so seerah

sarah dumont
i will murder u tom

ass bro
i've been calling u that since we were kids
anyway
i have a gf

sarah dumont
and i'm pregnant

alee
WHAT?

ass bro
OMG HARRAH BABIES

hazzison
ry???

sarah dumont
i thot we were saying things that were impossible

ass bro
ha ha
WAIT-

alee
wait sarah u can't get pregnant?

sarah
oh wait
actually i can
buuuuut

hazzison
but?

sarah dumont
why are you so eager to know?

ass bro
bcz he wants to have them with you

hazzison
hey hey
watch yo profanity

sarah dumont
proud of u haz for the vine reference 
but you don't use it there
and tom
i'm gonna pretend i didn't read that
the thing is i'm not ready to have kids yet
i'm only 23 for god's sake
anyway tom
who is ur gf?

hazzison
ty ty

ass bro
imma add her

sarah dumont
wait-

"ass bro has added unknown?"
"ass bro changed unknown? to z"

z
uh hi?
ik tom and haz here

sarah dumont
i'm guessing u r zendaya

z
yea...

sarah dumont
thom ass I KNEW IT

z
pfft
thom ass

ass bro
the BeTrAyAl

z
sorry babe

sarah dumont
sed tom
hi zendaya
i'm sarah gates
u can call me sarah

ass bro
her name is seerah

alee
u have a death wish don't you tom?

sarah dumont
and that is alicia reeves
anyway
i'm tom's long lost sister (not by blood)
harrison and alicia's bestfriends
nice to meet you zendaya!

z
u can call me z
well thanks for the introduction
but
i think u r mistaken who you are to haz

sarah dumont
??

z
u r his ✨crush✨

sarah dumont
not you too...

z
girl i'm serious
when we shot nwh, he was non stop talking abt u

sarah dumont
oh god

hazzison
ZENDAYA COLEMAN

alee
oof the last name

sarah dumont
ehehe

z
anyway
we have gathered here today for
The Wedding Ceremony of Sarah Gates and Zendaya Coleman

alee
i'm officiating this

sarah dumont
and now zendaya is my wifee

alee
that's not how-
i have questions

hazzison
noooooooo
why ry?

sarah dumont
i wasn't reserved for you was i?

ass bro
actually-

alee
shut

ass bro
how did you-

alee
cut you out?

ass bro
nvm

z
bye tom!
i'm with sarah now

ass bro
😭

sarah dumont
ehehehe

"alee changed the group name to divs+ alicia the great"
"alee locked the group name"

z
HEYYYYYYY!

sarah dumont
and that my wife, is alicia reeves

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