Right Resolutions, Wrong Number

A "Little" Help from Tom

batsy
tom
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spidey
mate wtf

batsy
so remember that girl i was texting?

spidey
ooo u like her 

batsy
stfu
and no
she is sarah

spidey
nice name
lemme make a ship
saz?
hazzison?
harrah?
harrah it is

batsy
wasn't harrah someone else's ship in high school?

spidey
oh yea
u and seerah

batsy
it's sarah
how hard is it for u to spell that?
anyway
the girl i was texting was apparently sarah gates 

spidey
dafuq?

batsy
yea
so she traced my number
typical her
and then things got serious

spidey
"serious"? 😏

batsy
wtf???
anyway
she didn't give me a chance to explain
and now she blocked me
so here i am

spidey
well don't get mad bcz i didn't say u dis
but i saw her in the newest café yesterday
she's apparently the manager?
she didn't recognize me (i think)
i tried to hit on her
she played along for sometime
i got that her name was sarah
but some random barista called her ms. gates
that's when i realized she was seerah
and lemme tell u i was hella embarrassed
i tried to hit on the girl who i always looked at as my sister

batsy
omg 😂😂
and no i'm not mad
well i have to talk to her i missed her a lot
gimmie the address of the café

spidey 
here you go
**********
i'll come with you too
we shd go after 10 to get her alone
just saying,
it was your fault
and mine

batsy
stop making perfect sense, thank you