Linked Universe incorrect quotes

Part 1

Hi everyone! Enjoy the book!

Twilight: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Wind: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Wild: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Hyrule: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Wind: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Twilight: WHY.  Why did you give Wild a KNIFE?!
Hyrule: I'm sorry.  He said he felt unsafe.
Twilight: Now I feel unsafe.
Hyrule: I'm sorry.
Hyrule: .....Would you like a knife?

Twilight: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Wild: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Wind: I turned out perfectly fine!
Legend: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Wind: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!

Warriors: Man, I only ever see you awake, so you ever shut down or stop running?
Four: Oh, I'm always running
Four: The question is from what

Twilight: Dammit,Wild!
Wild: What?!  It wasn't me!
Twilight: Sorry, force of habit.  Dammit, Hyrule!
Hyrule: Not me either.
Twilight: Oh....Then who set the house on fire?
Time: *whistles*

Wild: You know how I roll.
Wild: And I'm not talking about that one time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

Warriors: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

Sky: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Four: Killed without hesitation.
Sky: No.

Time: What is your biggest weakness?
Legend: I can be uncooperative.
Time: Okay, can you give me an example?
Legend: No.

Legend: Okay, okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever.  I identify as a FREAKING THREAT.